Star Wars - Episode VII

[Moomin]

Is she still hot? Please say yes. Even if it's a lie.

She has put a bit of timber on now that she is married.

 

[ijjysmith]

She has put a bit of timber on now that she is married.

*unzips

 

[dholliday]

Spot on. Think its a tad overated purely because of how crap episodes 1,2,3 were. Good Enjoyable movie but nothing special

Revenge of the Sith and Force Awakens are almost neck-n-neck for watchability. At least the former had the amazing Ian McDiarmid.

The originals are another galaxy...rewatched them for the first time in almost 20 years and they're still truly brilliant films, all 3 of them.

Y'all better not be talking about the angel that is Natalie Portman here.

She has a pretty Martina-Hingis thing going on but c'mon, she was duller than a Roberto tactic in those films. Had a lot of spunk in Leon so had high hopes for her.

Black Swan any good? Hoping it's not a male lesbian fantasy masquerading as conceptual art (see also Mulholland Drive).

Actually good point on the empire being defeated so often now.

It almost makes it pointless to even do it. Build a star destroyer and then have it blown up by the end of the film, what is the point? Even this new one, empire reformed, build a star killer (?) and yet again, boom. So where do they go from here? Because clearly building ultimate death machines doesn't work, is there any other ideas they can bring to the table? Will they do a empire strikes film and just delay the new death star reveal for a film so you think its a new idea again?

haha, yes mate...very lazy writing. Really does make you appreciate the prequels a bit more, at least in the ideas they had.

KOTOR had a fantastic Star Wars story, they should've have done something entirely fresh like that.

 

[Sapie88]

She has a pretty Martina-Hingis thing going on but c'mon, she was duller than a Roberto tactic in those films. Had a lot of spunk in Leon so had high hopes for her.

Black Swan any good? Hoping it's not a male lesbian fantasy masquerading as conceptual art (see also Mulholland Drive).

She is an angel and I would kill anything to sniff her toilet seat.

 

[ijjysmith]

She is an angel and I would kill anything to sniff her toilet seat.

I reckon it smells of a mix of flowers, lady fart and domestos

 

[Sapie88]

I reckon it smells of a mix of flowers, lady fart and domestos

My favourite smells.

 

[dholliday]

She is an angel and I would kill anything to sniff her toilet seat.

i'm told my toilet seat smells similar (we once shared the same cleaner).

you can have a sniff once @Bungle's finished with it

 

[sageyefc]

Y'all better not be talking about the angel that is Natalie Portman here.

I want her to sit on my face

 

[sageyefc]

Reys acting was poor and finn always with the shocked panicky reaction

 

[ijjysmith]

Reys acting was poor and finn always with the shocked panicky reaction

Can you shut up please mate?

It was boss. I'm not sure what else needs to be said.

Boss.

 

[sageyefc]

She was constantly in tears, show some range you slag

 

[ijjysmith]

She was constantly in tears, show some range you [Poor language removed]

I'd let her do anything to me. Anything.

 

[Philw]

She was constantly in tears, show some range you [Poor language removed]

Well tbf even if that was true, that's not her fault, it's the director's....

 

[Bungle]

Reys acting was poor and finn always with the shocked panicky reaction

 

[Sapie88]

She was constantly in tears, show some range you [Poor language removed]

Wouldn't you be if Finn's big black slice was persistently penetrating your anus?