Star Wars - Episode VII

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Spoiler: Deleted scene from Empire..

 

[RFUS]

Star Wars beauts need telling.

Your obsession is stopping you having actual sex you weirdos.

Or it's enabling them to have sex with like-minded weirdos in full Star Wars cosplay.

You haven't lived until you've bummed a dwarf in an R2D2 costume, through a surprisingly accommodating data port.

 

[rascal]

Or it's enabling them to have sex with like-minded weirdos in full Star Wars cosplay.

You haven't lived until you've bummed a dwarf in an R2D2 costume, through a surprisingly accommodating data port.

Tell me more

 

[BlueLlama]

Or it's enabling them to have sex with like-minded weirdos in full Star Wars cosplay.

You haven't lived until you've bummed a dwarf in an R2D2 costume, through a surprisingly accommodating data port.

or at least had an ace fap over some Princess Leia porn

 

[Pat's Van]

or at least had an ace fap over some Princess Leia porn

or tell your bird you want her to be the rancor monster, and therefore should let you put a bone in her mouth

 

[ste d' indica]

or tell your bird you want her to be the rancor monster, and therefore should let you put a bone in her mouth

As I recall, that didn't work out too well for the bone.

 

[Pat's Van]

As I recall, that didn't work out too well for the bone.

OUCH !! you're right

hey look at this, it's some sort of tiefighter cock ring

 

[ste d' indica]

OUCH !! you're right

hey look at this, it's some sort of tiefighter cock ring

I reckon that's one of Han's "hydro spanners" hmmm??

 

[Pat's Van]

I reckon that's one of Han's "hydro spanners" hmmm??

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Damn lesbian wookies...

 

[rascal]

I want a Sphero BB-Droid

 

[Pat's Van]

I want a Sphero BB-Droid

you want it ???

you fkn got it !!

controlled by a simple app on your smartphone

only £129.99 to you young man

 

[rascal]

you want it ???

you fkn got it !!

controlled by a simple app on your smartphone

only £129.99 to you young man

It's the £130 price tag that is putting me off.

Perhaps I should start a crowd sourcing campaign to get me what I really want this Xmas

 

[Pat's Van]

It's the £130 price tag that is putting me off.

Perhaps I should start a crowd sourcing campaign to get me what I really want this Xmas

please do, rest assured I will donate anomynously

 

[rascal]

https://www.gofundme.com/bbdroid