Suarez's Punishment

[Blue Wiz]

Of course, if they reduce the ban by a month on appeal, that makes the first match back the Anfield derby...

Don't think they will do that. They MIGHT reduce the 4-month ban from football with a month, but not regarding games.

It really is a shame when a great footballer like him does something so incredibly stupid like this. Read that there is a much higher risk of getting bitten by him on a pitch than it is to get bitten by a shark while swimming in sharkinfested waters or getting shot in USA. Of course you can prove anything with statistics...

 

[roydo]

Of course, if they reduce the ban by a month on appeal, that makes the first match back the Anfield derby...

Not a chance will an appeal mean anything else than an extension.

 

[Pat's Van]

he's not even allowed to scratch his balls

 

[royalblue66]

Yep. Cant go near the place. That is what I was saying. Everyone focusing on the number of Liverpool games he will miss, but that global ban is in some ways worse. For him I mean.

He cant go to anything football related for 4 months. Anywhere in the world. That would do my nut more than missing 10 or 12 games.

My garden needs seeing to.

 

[toffeejack]

he's not even allowed to scratch his balls

has he been nuted?

 

[roydo]

My garden needs seeing to.

Haha!!

 

[peteblue]

My missus needs seeing to.

The lads are on it mate.......

 

[Toffeelover]

He will spend his time in his home country where they will queue up to pat him on the back. Liverpool will not even if they wish be able to sell him until the january window and mark my words they will try to keep him.

Don't forget for the first derby when he re-appears to bring your Dracula teeth or Hannibal mask!!

 

[peteblue]

He cannot go anywhere near football for 4 months. Well he will probably be allowed to watch MOTD, but thats about it.

That's not really football though is it......

 

[Jamo Martinez]

he's not even allowed to scratch his balls

He can't even play subutteo with his kids.

 

[royalblue66]

He cannot go anywhere near football for 4 months. Well he will probably be allowed to watch MOTD, but thats about it.

Should be made to watch Adrian Child's on ITV, that would teach him

 

[fatboyslim]

Can he be sold? surely if its a world wide ban even having a medical for another club is someway relating to being involved in football?

 

[Fearthainn]

Just to be safe, I'd lock him in a dark cell for 4 months to make sure he wouldn't have any contact with the sport.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just to be safe, I'd lock him in a dark cell for 4 months to make sure he wouldn't have any contact with the sport.

Haha. Imagine if he came out looking like Ian Dowie.

 

[peteblue]

I'm hoping they sell him to Real/Barca and blow the money they get for him on Balotelli.

He's screwed. He is toxic, no one will touch him now.......one more bite and he's finished.....