Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[SerenityNigh]

I've been told that calling out bedwetters is an un-funny micro-aggression, so maybe that will need to be put to rest.

So instead I'll advise *to the air* that maybe some should join a club of find a hobby, either of which may help solve any lingering issues of incontinence.

 

[CielosGrises]

Stek is like a new signing.

 

[Kinky Koeman]

Leeds & Wigan poised for Pennington - According to the Salford Echo.

 

[CielosGrises]

Leeds & Wigan poised for Pennington - According to the Salford Echo.

Maybe if he goes to Leeds, Bielsa can turn him into Cannavaro.

 

[Kinky Koeman]

I've been told that calling out bedwetters is an un-funny micro-aggression, so maybe that will need to be put to rest.

So instead I'll advise *to the air* that maybe some should join a club of find a hobby, either of which may help solve any lingering issues of incontinence.

I’d just like to make it clear, I haven’t wet myself.

I’m using Serena Williams strength Tampax pads. x

 

[toffee-boy]

Doesn't look like we will get mina .. looks like it's will sign him up. Would like that Newcastle defender and also to get Batshuayi on loan

 

[Goat]

 

[malfosse]

I’ve devised a simple questionnaire to give to players before they sign, just to avoid last years fiasco.

1. Are you terrified of your own shadow?
2. Are you a French coward?
3. Do you lay the ball off with one touch regardless of what is happening on the pitch?
4. Do you insist on taking penalties despite having an iffy record from the spot?
5. Are you sure you are a professional footballer?
6. Have you actually been scouted or have we approached you because your crappy European team recently played against us?
7. Does your first touch explain why you have a pitifully low release clause?
8. Have you an unnatural fondness for German hotels?

Should sort things.

I know i'm probably being incredibly dense here but, German hotels?

 

[Goat]

I know i'm probably being incredibly dense here but, German hotels?

Lookman.

 

[navidson]

I know i'm probably being incredibly dense here but, German hotels?

Ha - thought it was just me!

 

[sageyefc]

What a time to be alive

 

[Goat]

What a time to be alive

Its a wonderful thread.

 

[malfosse]

Lookman.

FFS of course.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I’d just like to make it clear, I haven’t wet myself.

I’m using Serena Williams strength Tampax pads. xView attachment 48308

I no longer give advice on the subject, but you're a good (wo)man for taking control of your own personal care

 

[carolinablue232]

It makes sense as we need a back-up 'keeper.

But to 2020 though? Ridiculous.

There’s literally nothing wrong with this. It’s one more season for either a second or third keeper. Calm down sir.