Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[Darth Toffeeman]

Brands in his masculine dutch accent

"we want to buy Lascelles, I have a great deal for you fat waiter, 10million plus Bolasie, super kev andddd ill throw in Williams. Signs the deals now"

In all seriousness, I could see Newcastle potentially taking Bolasie and other squad players in a deal. They are desperate.

 

[Julius Geezer]

I wouldn't get any hopes up on lascelles.

If Ashley sells him Benitez will probably walk.

Be funny if we did though.

Horses getting punched all over the shop.

If the rumours from the North East are true , Ashley isn’t bothered about Benitez.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

It's almost like Brands reads our Twitter...

 

[Goat]

Hope we get the boy Jamaal.

Baines, Bolasie, Niasse and 20m.

 

[zzr45]

Hey guys I’m interested in a ménage a trois with Taylor Swift and Bebe Rexha. If I put it on Twitter does that mean I’m definitely gonna do it?

 

[sageyefc]

Baines, Bolasie, Keane and 20m.

 

[Goat]

Hey guys I’m interested in a ménage a trois with Taylor Swift and Bebe Rexha. If I put it on Twitter does that mean I’m definitely gonna do it?

If you had a big enough bag I reckon you could defo get Bebe.

 

[sam17]

I would be delighted with Lascelles, but we would be absolutely rinsed for him in the process.

Though with the state we are in defensively, I can put my sustainability concerns to one side.

I'd say now was the ideal opportunity to move for him. Ashley will look to sell to fund the transfers Rafael want's.

 

[Snake pit]

Hey guys I’m interested in a ménage a trois with Taylor Swift and Bebe Rexha. If I put it on Twitter does that mean I’m definitely gonna do it?

I'll pass them on to you once i've finished with them

 

[Sir Alan]

Hey guys I’m interested in a ménage a trois with Taylor Swift and Bebe Rexha. If I put it on Twitter does that mean I’m definitely gonna do it?

All over that Bebe Rexha me

 

[Goat]

No frandel, they want a Striker, we have to give them a Striker.

 

[ProZ]

Baines, Bolasie, Niasse and 20m.

Baines Bolasie Keane Williams Jags Martina Davies DCL Mirallas for the Boy Jamaal

 

[OneTrueLegend]

Brands in his masculine dutch accent

"we want to buy Lascelles, I have a great deal for you fat waiter, 10million plus Bolasie, super kev andddd ill throw in Williams. Signs the deals now"

I wouldn’t be that surprised if it was cash plus player (Williams) due to the fact that they will need someone in before the window shuts and we need to shift some out, but we would probably continue to pay the bulk of Willliams wages for the rest of his contract. They have been linked with Bolasie earlier in the window, but to get Lescalles in and Williams and Bolasie our in the same deal would be too much to ask for surely?

 

[Sir Alan]

No frandel, they want a Striker, we have to give them a Striker.

Happily give them lion heart, true blooooooo Niasse

 

[BlueToff]

Few Newcastle fans I know have been saying for a few weeks that there has been stronger rumours that Lascelles was the one who is gonna be sold.

I haven't thought anything of it, but I reckon if the interest is genuine, there's a deal to be done.

Would cost us £50m I reckon, at least.