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Player Valuation: £80m
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Think you typed multi wrong as parody bb
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I am still impressed/amazed by this. How on earth did your mate at customs even KNOW who Henry Onyekuru was?
What. A. Post.Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the fifth week of the Weasel Index.
This captures data from June 21st - June 27th.
What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408
This time, an excellent gif provided by the peerless @Sapie88
This week saw a much lighter sprinkling of Weasel Sightings - in no doubt due to the decline in Sandro discussions - and a generally quiet time on the rumour front.
Until yesterday, where all of a sudden, we had MOVEMENT.
Weasel Index Updates:
For goodness Ake, @Saint Domingo thinks we could be in for Nathan
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1838#post-5553955
Can't be anyone watching Belgian second division football can there really? WRONG. @II McColl II has you covered
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/henry-onyekuru.97315/page-6#post-5554031
An early candidate for @themole10 ITK God List - but not signed yet, so on @mccole goes. Have good feelings here.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1818#post-5553038
Moderation Team?!?!?! @AndyC gave us three updates on Sandro.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-384#post-5549755
No beef with bully here - @bullybeef thinks a deal is in the offaling for Brozovic
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1743#post-5546759
Disaster for @toffee66 - Sandro wasn't signed last week. 'Doubled down' - quadruple Weasel Point
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-339#post-5545236
Another one for Super Weasel @Raino85 - Keane done
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/transfer-rumour-michael-keane.97029/page-7#post-5534250
The inside track - however temporary (
@DerbyshireAndHarper ) on Burnley's financial situation, and how it affects our pursuit of Gray and Keane - @Lune1878
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/transfer-rumour-michael-keane.97029/page-9#post-5544396
Ever-y transfer window Banega ??? @when i score we riot thinks so
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-300#post-5543835
@Pabbers and the journos in Poland - nothing to write home about sadly
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-278#post-5542616
And that's broadly it for this week in terms of sightings.
Here are the scores for the 'Downie Prentice Baz PED O'Keefe all must be CRUSHED' Weasel Index this week
1. @Raino85 - 250 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 80 Weasel Points
3. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
4. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
5. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
6. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
7. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
8. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
9. @AndyC - 15 Weasel Points
10. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
11. @Joey66 - 10 Weasel Points
12. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
13. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
14. @Banksyefc - 5 Weasel Points
15. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
16. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
17. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
18. @jinkyali - 5 Weasel Points
19. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
20. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
21. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
22. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
23. @GrandOldTeam - 5 Weasel Points
24. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
25. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
26. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
29. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
31. @mccole - 5 Weasel Points*
32. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
33. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
34. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
35. @Pabbers - 5 Weasel Points
Some thoughts:
As ever, it is the Weasel Hunters who do all the hard yards. This is simply a collection, a recording of their work.
- Lots of nice new names on there this week. I am delighted to see Weasel Breeding continues on this upward trajectory.
- @AndyC doing a quick-fire hattrick in there, incredible, wasn't expecting it.
- Still no quality sightings of a couple of Perennial Weasels. But I've not given up hope.
- We are so, so close to this list going into mayhem with @themole10 god status being bestowed. So close. Might even happen tonight, but that's the danger of print journalism I suppose.
What. A. Post.
You may want to rethink this as apparently Jose Baxter has been given a 12 month contract......that's a typical Everton move.....completely mental!This has been the most un-Evertonian off season I can remember.
It just goes to show at what an amateurish level we were operating before.
Hats off to Moshiri, Walsh, and everyone behind the scenes. They really get that if we are to re-establish ourselves as a real force in the game then it begins with how we conduct our business off the field.
You mentioned cleverly twice thereThe fees we've paid out (or will pay out) for Pickford, Klaassen, Keane, Onyekuru and Sandro will effectively be off-set by the sales of Lukaku, Cleverly, Gibson and Oviedo.
McCarthy and Del are likely to be sold (hopefully Niasse and McGeasy too) with the fees received likely to go towards a first choice striker.
We've also shipped out some big earners so wages don't seem to be spiralling out of control.
All of the above potentially being done without much net spend. It's being cleverly done.
You mentioned cleverly twice there
Warm weather golfingIsn't koeman on holiday lol
I see alot of different tweets when I go on twitter tooSeen one tweet saying a medical is booked for tomorrow an another saying lemos flying in for talks with koeman.
Double announcement ?
Sandro & Onyenru?