Summer Transfer Window 2017

[orly]

Updated to include Watford's recent spend

 

[Boss_Blue]

ANNOUNCE SIGURDSSON

These south American players love the big wages

All other players prefer the low wages of course.

People like you who have created massive social problems by throwing the race card around constantly which has pushed the average Joe towards the right

It's the racists being forced to be racist that I feel sorry for.

anyone who's ever been affected by discrimination will tell you that the one thing they hate is idiots who dilute real problems with false things to be offended by.

I am often discriminated against for being so god damn sexy and can confirm that I hate idiots who dilute real problems by pretending that they're not real problems.

Justice for the attractive.

 

[anton66]

Picko
Kenno Keano Hoedto Bainso
Klaasso Schneiderlino Gueyo
Mahro Willian-Joso Siggo

 

[sharkey1001]

Daley Blind £20m anyone?

Would start at centre half, back up cover and potential successor to Baines at left-back, proven premier league experience, Dutch connection, can play in midfield if needed (sell McCarthy for £20m+ to placate the net-spendities).

 

[Bally8]

You're one for constructive replies aren't you?

 

[Paul Rideout]

This stuff about gangsters etc...what a joke.

You really think if it's genuine that once Ross leaves the Liverpool post code he would be ok ?

Give me a break.

Don't you know, Gangsters can't move outside of allotted post codes? FFS Man, educate yo'self

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Not sure it was similar circumstances. I think Stevie Me was threatened by gangsters about leaving Liverpool ( he received bullets in the mail box). They told him, "you stay put or ...". Ross though is different. He goosed the head honcho's missus and has been told to scram or....
Apparently he's been given until the window slams shut 'to make himself scarce' was the quote I read.
Now, Ross might be thick as a tyre sandwich, but I suggest even he gets the gangsters' message

Think we should be insuring young Ross for £50m and make him stay for the extra year!

 

[hktoffee]

Not again, William lol.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Not again, William lol.

Do you think he will fax us his passport photo again?

 

[evertonarntwe]

Not sure it was similar circumstances. I think Stevie Me was threatened by gangsters about leaving Liverpool ( he received bullets in the mail box). They told him, "you stay put or ...". Ross though is different. He goosed the head honcho's missus and has been told to scram or....
Apparently he's been given until the window slams shut 'to make himself scarce' was the quote I read.
Now, Ross might be thick as a tyre sandwich, but I suggest even he gets the gangsters' message

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I hope this is a wind up, if not you need to put yourself in a skip for a few days.

I mean come on, a gangster is after you but gives you the option to wait until deadline day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[hktoffee]

Do you think he will fax us his passport photo again?

Lol found that on the TEF...I remember that.

Will hate West Ham to sign him. If there is a chance he is moving, maybe we can move on Barry and McCarthy to sign William.

 

[tim cahill]

Daley Blind £20m anyone?

Would start at centre half, back up cover and potential successor to Baines at left-back, proven premier league experience, Dutch connection, can play in midfield if needed (sell McCarthy for £20m+ to placate the net-spendities).

I'd definitely take him. Is he available?

 

[Abraders]

I'd definitely take him. Is he available?

He'd be good but I seriously doubt he's available

 

[BinglyBlue]

Where's the Moshiri money Bill?

 

[Bally8]

Toughest start to the season in living memory and we are 3 vital players short.

Well done Everton