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DAY ONE of the final Weasel Index - watching, recording and only being frandly, no judging
Downie
And currently being rude about another podcast maker. Only recording, not judging.
The Esk
No transfer rumours today
Alan Myers
No transfer rumours today
David Seed
Zohore after the media rumours. Vermalen again.
PED
Links video about Costa. Suggest Benteke. Not really making suggestions.
Baz
No rumours today
@CairnsToffee
No rumours today
@jinkyali
No rumours today.
@Manx Blue
No rumours today
@bluesb1970
No rumours today.
So all in all, a very quiet day. We are waiting for embargoes.
The snake is down the rabbit hole and is hunting the mole while avoiding the weasels.
See previous emails........YAWN!
Go outside and talk to a woman mate...
AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
Should be banned for that lad. Triggered me. Too many memories man...
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Top 6 must be worried right about now...
Well Arsenal are in meltdown mode so at least one "top six" club could build a city with the bricks they're shitting.
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
sorry mush,
Everton_Gary
Player Valuation: £15m
Not looking very promising for a quality striker. All the other business won't matter if they don't try to fill the hole left by Lukaku
Michaelcoyb
Transfer Window Time Keeper
45 hrs to go 
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
You could design a cryptic crossword clue eg:
1 across "Oh cack, a crap striker" includes a fellow who sounds like he's exactly that
{Hint "Oh cack, a crap striker" includes a fellow who sounds like he's exactly that }
Answer = Okaka
AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
S'ok mate. 'oribble Germans in dodgy cars... Always sets me off. Sure that's how that lot have been recruiting for years.
AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
You're putting to much thought into these replies mate, and too much confidence in any of us to understand them.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
And u-boat movie
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
...one underestimates the intelligence of the average Everton supporter at one's peril.
(NB I am aware of the paradox/irony therein that statement)
Does he "dive, dive, dive"?
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