Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Bungle]

ha! i find that unlikely

I think they'd be better off without both of us neil. We should make the ultimate sacrifice and go together for the good of the forum.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Operation phantom bid underway

Alan Smith £6m, nailed on

 

[matty1878]

@matty1878 ????

Ha ha nope it's not me I don't have any

 

[orly]

Rooney, through ball to WEERRNNEERRR

EMBARGO BROKEN FFS

 

[Bungle]

We aren't signing Costa, we aren't signing Werner, we aren't signing Vardy or Llorente. We will sign someone on loan that is thoroughly underwhelming and we'll complete the Vlasic deal. That's our deadline day, please lower your expectations and save yourselves the heartache.

 

[Connor]

EMBARGO BROKEN FFS

NO EMBARGO EVER AGAIN FOR ANYONE.

 

[matty1878]

I cannot wait for the it's Kenwright/Elstone/Moshiri/Bolasie's fault and the ravings about the Everton illuminati selling to buy and trying to keep us down when we don't sign this mythical top class striker who fits our system and is desperate to come to us.

When the obvious answer is there isn't one available. How many times.

If we don't sign a striker tomorrow we might aswell of kept kenwright in charge. But that's another debate I don't want to go of topic.

 

[orly]

NO EMBARGO EVER AGAIN FOR ANYONE.

LET'S ALL SHOUT FOR 30 MORE HOURS

 

[Bob Latchford]

Ha ha nope it's not me I don't have any

lollollol

 

[Tubey]

Werner is just people adding 1 to 1 and getting 12 as the answer.

Not going to happen IMO. We'd have heard about it before now.

 

[scratchnsurf]

We aren't signing Costa, we aren't signing Werner, we aren't signing Vardy or Llorente. We will sign someone on loan that is thoroughly underwhelming and we'll complete the Vlasic deal. That's our deadline day, please lower your expectations and save yourselves the heartache.

Have you caught that chicken yet?

 

[a bell maul]

Twitter is very quiet.

 

[Connor]

LET'S ALL SHOUT FOR 30 MORE HOURS

DAVE SEED IS DJ WEASEL

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

 

[Bungle]

Have you caught that chicken yet?

I found a terrifying video when I searched for that one I posted earlier, honestly something I never thought I'd see and you are to blame for it.

 

[bluestevon]

Werner is just people adding 1 to 1 and getting 12 as the answer.

Not going to happen IMO. We'd have heard about it before now.

The club wouldn't sell him
If somehow they would - we wouldn't be able to afford him
If somehow we could afford and they would sell, then bigger and wealthier teams would be all over it.

In essence it is the absolutely perfect phantom bid target

Excuse - club won't sell, club will sell but for a ridiculous fee which would be stupid to pay, OR we offered them what they wanted but another team then gazzumps us.

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