Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Michaelcoyb]

Holy [Poor language removed]. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the lack of results today. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] aren't we doing anything? This can’t be happening. I’m having a [Poor language removed] breakdown. I don’t want to believe that bill is so incompetent. I want a future to believe in. I wanted to land costa and fix this broken team. I cannot [Poor language removed] deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought a striker would've been here by now???? This is so [Poor language removed].

Yes my child.

You have come to the right place.

Let it all come out.

 

[bluekangaroo]

Is Kenwynne Jones available?

 

[Khalekan]

I mean, whatever your feelings on Moshiri, his wealth isn't the thing in question.

And we've spent £150m this window, so you're wrong. So, so wrong.

We have broken our record transfer three times over this window. Stop chatting wham.

Whilst that is very apt on the face of it Toff, it is not really the full picture.

A staggering amount of extra money has came into the EPL even in the year and a half Moshiri has been here.

And an awful lot of that £150 million we have spent has been covered by the Lukaku dough.

So for these reasons I am seeing some validity in @blue4eva77 remarks.

If I am honest with you, the proposed new stadium is the only real change in outlook that I can see which could not have happened under the regime ancien.

 

[abelard]

Remember the absolute conniptions on here when we were linked to Johnny Evans under Martinez? But I guess now that Dubai wants to splooge out 30m for him we when would have paid 6-8m now means he must have been decent after all.

Lets all see if we can't learn something from this

 

[PITA]

I'm not usually a grammar nazi but come on man that's terrible....'would have done a job'

'Would of' is my pet hate.

 

[tommye]

Still no striker

Still no centre half

Still no pace

Another hour ticks by...


...and still NOTHING

Sort it out ye cockwombles.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Knew it , Tory! Who we getting today anyway and how many ? I'm hoping for 5 !

2 Everloans in today mate.

 

[Aqui1a]

So we're linked with another player who's played for Hajduk Split... Exactly how much effort do we put into looking for players? Do we just look at players linked to the last team we played? lol

 

[MikeH72]

Quite worrying that there is no rumour at all about incomings

There is, like

 

[BlueToff]

It's funny how the same old people are defending this window that defended last window. Where we failed to sign our targets and went on a run of 1 win in about a dozen. Now I'm not saying well do as poorly this autumn, but the weaknesses are pretty evident and we are short of fit players for a European run. It's a mess again.

But Tim, this window is dependable.

It has been a great window. We just got the vast majority of our business done early.

It's disappointing that we've come to the last day with a rush for a striker, but I've given my reasons for why that could well be.

So chill out.

It's weird lads, really weird.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

When Crouchie arrives at FF later I'm going to be there, armed with purple dildo and my "I told you so" T shirt

 

[ToffeeTim]

We need a striker. We could do with a utility defender but it's not a crying shame if we don't get one.

3 players means 11 first team signings for the summer. Utter madness.

Not really. The striker has to be first choice. Then we need a centre back who is capable of deputising and a midfielder who is capable of deputising. Although there are a number of centre halves who are realistic who actually massively improve us.

 

[Professor Toffee]

ffs Donald I posted that 274 minutes ago and we still haven't signed anyone!

Got any Doritos going spare?

don't wear your white Sky dress if you're eating Doritos

 

[Bungle]

I hope Ronald shanks his tee shot straight into the rough and then falls in a water hazard the lazy prick. Laziest manager in world football but one of the best paid, leaving a pensioner to run around for him trying to sign players.

 

[neil999]

Another hour ticks by...


...and still NOTHING

Sort it out ye cockwombles.

Dont worry mate, lets just pick another team to support