Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Tel001]

If he had any other agent I might be a bit optimistic about this but Raiola is a dirty snake so I'm giving it the no go.

Mate that’s gravity wages , DCL is on 40k just give him 50k and get it done

 

[Tel001]

Neres Kean Richarlison

Absolute quality young front 3.

Would be ripping it up for city in 2 years

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

Moisee kean would be worth a go, has great potential if a tad slow for my liking, but at this point I would be happy to try almost any new striker!

 

[Tel001]

You seem to be answering a completely different question.

All I’m asking is ‘how many goals a season would you expect from a £20m striker?’

Well... sandro cost zero and has zero goals... so 20m ? .... 20 goals?

 

[SerenityNigh]

126m for the boy, the game has actually gone.

Talented boy, but Christ.

Maybe I’m not a forward thinker, but if I saw that kind of money come across my desk I’d find a way to move it to a bank in a non-extradition country

 

[SerenityNigh]

So Kean will go from playing with Ronaldo to playing with Walcott.... Hopeful thinking....

Does Walcott play FIFA?

 

[Connor]

YES.

WELCOME TO EVERTON COMPLIMATIONOONIONION VIDEO

 

[deipnosophist]

Think it was Henry said that lukaku said the he never felt appreciated by the fans here. Why would the fans not appreciate our best striker in the prem era? Because he and his dad used to talk about moving and speaking as if he was playing for a second division Belgian side that’s why. We are usually pretty good to ex players if they have given effort and never disrespected the club. You don’t even have to have been a top player, Naismith got a good reception it’s all about attitude , effort and respect, he didn’t really show us any so it’s jot surprising really

Big Rom's ma, Mrs Lukaku, was also prone to wandering off the reservation, rendezvousing in Africa with a coterie of soothsayers, witch doctors, and shamans. It was a rum do no doubt, and I am not in the least surprised that the Farsi speaking Carpetbagger was more than a little discombobulated by it all.
Big Rom has become a key member of Pogba's LA posse. I cooked a roast chicken on Sunday and made stock from the carcass. After decanting off the stock, the bones in the stock pot told their own story...and these did not reconcile with the foretellings of the witch doctor. Big Rom's future is not with Chelsea, it's in a gangsta rap outfit based in Bruges.
The sooner Mr and Mrs Lukaku get to grips with this, the better.

 

[kev]

YES.

WELCOME TO EVERTON COMPLIMATIONOONIONION VIDEO

Oh god, that's the kiss of death for that rumour then

 

[carolinablue232]

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What is this? We’re gonna do a timeshare?

 

[deipnosophist]

Moisee kean would be worth a go, has great potential if a tad slow for my liking, but at this point I would be happy to try almost any new striker!

after nearly 2 seasons of watching Treacle Hank imitate a man running through thigh deep golden syrup, I don't think my sensibilities could cope with another slow-poke up front. Of course Eton Dom has reasonable pace, but his game is hampered by the fact he couldn't strike a cow's arse with a banjo...which is problematic for a striker.
I'll be intrigued to hear the denoument to our striker issues...Marcel certainly has his work cut out for him

 

[TheBigIguana]

after nearly 2 seasons of watching Treacle Hank imitate a man running through thigh deep golden syrup, I don't think my sensibilities could cope with another slow-poke up front. Of course Eton Dom has reasonable pace, but his game is hampered by the fact he couldn't strike a cow's arse with a banjo...which is problematic for a striker.
I'll be intrigued to hear the denoument to our striker issues...Marcel certainly has his work cut out for him

He really isn't that slow. I'd say reasonably similar to Rom who has plenty of pace when in shape. Miles quicker than Cenk.

 

[deipnosophist]

He really isn't that slow. I'd say reasonably similar to Rom who has plenty of pace when in shape. Miles quicker than Cenk.

Big Rom was plenty quick enough before he invested in fast food outlets. If this Moise Kean lad is as quick as the slim Big Rom was, that's fine.
If he signs with Everton, he might become our new 'Moisiah'...

 

[TheBigIguana]

Big Rom was plenty quick enough before he invested in fast food outlets. If this Moise Kean lad is as quick as the slim Big Rom was, that's fine.
If he signs with Everton, he might become our new 'Moisiah'...

When I watch some of his highlights from last year he kind of reminds me of Rom when he was younger. Kind of raw technique, big and strong but not immobile, good instincts for finding the back of the net. This is a seriously exciting rumor in the same way it was when we signed Rom. He's about as good a talent as we can possibly get. That said I still don't really believe it will happen. We might be interested but I think currently our interest is being used as leverage for him to get a new contract at Juventus.

 

[deipnosophist]

When I watch some of his highlights from last year he kind of reminds me of Rom when he was younger. Kind of raw technique, big and strong but not immobile, good instincts for finding the back of the net. This is a seriously exciting rumor in the same way it was when we signed Rom. He's about as good a talent as we can possibly get. That said I still don't really believe it will happen. We might be interested but I think currently our interest is being used as leverage for him to get a new contract at Juventus.

yes, I am sceptical as well...