Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Icardi to Juve
Lukaku to Inter
Keen to Everton
Raiola to the bank to roll around in all his money

 

[Kantareller]

You have too

I'm in that awkward phase when I'm not technically bald but losing hair. I can do a Tosun but I won't.

Fat Frank comfirmed, come on hand us Zouma

 

[Nymzee]

Icardi to Juve
Lukaku to Inter
Keen to Everton
Raiola to the bank to roll around in all his money

Raiola is only the agent for Kean isn’t he?

 

[Boss Silva]

Juventus really are trolling Serie A. Ronaldo Dybala Higuain Mandzukic Kean. ‘Just go out and buy the one other class striker in the league please’

Inter must be confident of Lukaku if they’re letting Icardi go.

Higuain will leave Juve. I would like to see Him here,however Roma will take him

 

[Axlswhk]

So we’re signing kean tomorrow?

 

[Bob Latchford]

Icardi to Juve
Lukaku to Inter
Keen to Everton
Raiola to the bank to roll around in all his money

I imagine he has a massive money pit akin to that Scrooge McDuck had in his palatial mansion

 

[Nymzee]

Random but I still find it funny that transfer bids are made over email.

Can just imagine Brands ratching round his desk when going to bid for Kean like “[Poor language removed] sake what’s Juventus email address? ... GLORIA! Where’s that sodding post-it note gone”

 

[Bob Latchford]

Raiola is only the agent for Kean isn’t he?

Yes, I think Lukaku jumped ship to Federico Pastorello?

 

[Nymzee]

Yes, I think Lukaku jumped ship to Federico Pastorello?

Yeh he’s deffo not still with him. Icardi’s wife is his agent.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Random but I still find it funny that transfer bids are made over email.

Can just imagine Brands ratching round his desk when going to bid for Kean like “[Poor language removed] sake what’s Juventus email address? ... GLORIA! Where’s that sodding post-it note gone”

I like to imagine him sitting there pressing F5, opening and closing outlook all morning because he's got no e-mail and the problem must be the computer not the lack of interest.

 

[Tel001]

I know an indonesian called Adolf

Went to private school in the UK

Only other Adolf I ever heard of also went to college in Liverpool if rumours are to be believed . Just saying

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Only other Adolf I ever heard of also went to college in Liverpool if rumours are to be believed . Just saying

They are not to be believed.

 

[milks]

Not sure he can really be replaced? There’s not many other strikers like him of his profile within our budget. We’d be looking for a young prodigy that was obtainable and if there’s not one about then what do you do? Feels like we’ve been trying to spread his goals around the team and in fairness Richarlison and Siggurdson both hit 13 last season. None of the midfielders or wide players that played with Lukaku under Koeman for near these numbers.

Tosun and Niasse are the frustrating ones as that’s a chunk of money wasted that could have been used for a good striker, perhaps not a Lukaku replacement but at least someone to hold their own in the prem.

We don't need a replacement for Lukaku. We need someone who fits our system - a strong, quick & mobile striker who can bully opposition defenders, hold the ball up, press incessantly and take the chances that fall his way.

Lukaku could do 2/4 on that list, (and he spent two years talking his way out of Goodison) Calvert-Lewin can do 3/4. We need 4/4. But that's going to be tough to find as we'll be competing with most other clubs.

I genuinely feel that DCL is a just a 'bit more composure' away from being the perfect example of what we need. He was exceptional at times last season, the one downside being the chances missed. Not an issue if we win and others are scoring, it becomes problematic in tighter games when they are our only chances. He is certainly not worth writing off and he's certainly more valuable to Silva's Everton than Lukaku would be.

 

[milks]

Icardi to Juve
Lukaku to Inter
Keen to Everton
Raiola to the bank to roll around in all his money

 

[Ash Woods]

Waiting for this Andre Gomes press conference to start with a hope Andre goes i brought a friend for you to meet and Malcolm walks in in the new kit and sits next to him.... or Semedo either or