Summer Transfer Window 2019

[jazzy]

Fabian Delph I’m hearing

I'd get your hearing checked mate - Specsavers do it free

 

[Bungle]

Anyway.

I’m off to get absolutely annihilated this weekend so expect us to have signed at least 7 PLAYERS by the time I’m back on here on Monday.

Otherwise I’m going proper @GwladysBlue

Can't wait for the standard post telling us you're pissed with a couple of random typos in it.

 

[mahermi1]

have you come on here JUST to moan..

cant stand stand moaners

go and moan elswhere

Sounds of thousands of jaws hitting the floor, many of them dislocated !

 

[Brisan123]

Fabian Delph I’m hearing

Dont believe the voices

 

[milks]

I think that any "perceived" hold ups may be caused by simple logistical issues. An example may be players still being involved in South American competitions (as well as the normal horse trading with clubs and agents etc).
I am still sure that Marcel will deliver and the panicking , by some , is over nothing.

'Perceived' hold ups are being invented by people with no idea as to what Brands and his team are actually doing, yet are still clutching onto faint glimmers of hope that a player they like the name of has been tenuously linked with Everton in some rogue media source.

 

[blulouie]

Straight question - did you vote Leave by any chance?

Why would that matter ?

Its a transfer thread on a forum mate.

 

[blulouie]

Mate reckons Brands has gone on his hols ffs.

Milan ?

 

[zzr45]

We should defo have got Arnautovic shouldn’t we?

We should have signed him in March!

 

[blueblue]

Where’ve you heard that?

Voices in his head.

 

[coollino]

Unless these jokers get there fingers out then sorry mate!!!!

Fair enough. Although it's too late for me to cancel my train and hotel. I'll just have a look around Madame Tussauds or something.

 

[Simon Buttle]

You're telling me to grow up, haha the irony after cryarsing like a 3 year old.

I asked a question which others have also asked, im not cryarsing whatsoever, i could'nt care less what happens tbh, i have far more going on at the moment in my life and football is not even my main sporting interest. I have said multiple times i have no doubt we will sign players at some point (can you read this, is it clear enough for you?) i just wondered what happened to that list that was mentioned, this has all been taken way out of context

 

[Bungle]

Anyway, I've compiled my own transfer update for you today as I feel we could do with mixing it up. I've only used sources that have previously proven extremely reliable; FYI I have bolded and underlined the names of players so they appear like useful links to player profiles or relevant articles.

First off some good news, Vital Football report that we are likely to miss out on signing Danny Welbeck and his permanently broken body. He's linked with Southampton, West Ham and Crystal Palace. I can't think of a more worthy trio of clubs to get stung by this deal.

Soccer Souls advise that we would be making a shrewd move if we signed Ibrahim Sangare as a midfield enforcer. No idea who he is but I've just looked at a picture and he's quite big so I've had to assume this translates into being an effective enforcer.

The 4th Official state that we hold interest in Badou Ndiaye but a deal is complicated by the fact that high levels of radiation and toxic fall out in Stoke make it difficult to get in and negotiate with him.

Fansided state that we're seriously looking at Bertrand Traore from Lyon, I spent the morning scouting Ryan Bertrand by mistake and have concluded that Bertrand Traore would be a more effective full back than winger.

football.london Report that Gomes has told Zouma he should return to Everton on a permanent basis, unfortunately Zouma drowned in a pool of his own jizz when Gomes sent a picture message of himself and we've now been offered Gary Cahill.

More as we get it.....

 

[Simon Buttle]

Straight question - did you vote Leave by any chance?

No, the total opposite

 

[COYBL25]

Anyway, I've compiled my own transfer update for you today as I feel we could do with mixing it up. I've only used sources that have previously proven extremely reliable; FYI I have bolded and underlined the names of players so they appear like useful links to player profiles or relevant articles.

First off some good news, Vital Football report that we are likely to miss out on signing Danny Welbeck and his permanently broken body. He's linked with Southampton, West Ham and Crystal Palace. I can't think of a more worthy trio of clubs to get stung by this deal.

Soccer Souls advise that we would be making a shrewd move if we signed Ibrahim Sangare as a midfield enforcer. No idea who he is but I've just looked at a picture and he's quite big so I've had to assume this translates into being an effective enforcer.

The 4th Official state that we hold interest in Badou Ndiaye but a deal is complicated by the fact that high levels of radiation and toxic fall out in Stoke make it difficult to get in and negotiate with him.

Fansided state that we're seriously looking at Bertrand Traore from Lyon, I spent the morning scouting Ryan Bertrand by mistake and have concluded that Bertrand Traore would be a more effective full back than winger.

football.london Report that Gomes has told Zouma he should return to Everton on a permanent basis, unfortunately Zouma drowned in a pool of his own jizz when Gomes sent a picture message of himself and we've now been offered Gary Cahill.

More as we get it.....

You do realise that by the end of the day a lot of that will be getting posted as factual lol

 

[OneTrueLegend]

I read some stuff about Welbeck this morning, that we might "miss out" on him because he is now talking to Leeds and Southampton. I kind of get the feeling that if he is talking to Leeds and Southampton, we are not that interested in him