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Player Valuation: £60m
I was being sarcastic in my drunken stuporHard to reach them from the treatment table though.
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I was being sarcastic in my drunken stuporHard to reach them from the treatment table though.
Here's your alternative transfer update, which is sponsored by Rustler burgers today. If you're looking for an effective weight loss programme and lead a busy life like me, why not eat a Rustlers burger and watch the weight fall out of you. I haven't been able to trust a fart for 24 hours and its been a truly exhilarating thrill ride full of slightly soiled underwear. Rustlers, for the time of your life.
Now we've got the adverts out the way, on with the transfer news;
As mentioned above we've had a bid knocked back for Billy Crellin from Fleetwood, I initially read his surname as Cretin and it would appear that was an accurate indication of his personality after he had the audacity to turn us down. I look forward to trying to buy him from Wolves for £30m in a few years.
Rumours continue to persist about a move for Diego Costa despite there being absolutely nothing in it at all. Diego was recently taken to one side by customs when flying in for talks with an unnamed club and several limbs were confiscated from his luggage. When asked for a comment by the waiting press Diego hissed, snarled and spat at a reporter before being assaulted himself by long forgotten Icelandic singer/songwriter Bjork.
Moise Kean has again confirmed that a stay at Juventus is his preferred option after reading a comment from @Mikey_Fitzgerald that suggested Andy Carroll may well be a strike partner for the upcoming season. When approached for a comment Kean simply responded 'nonce', which I believe is Italian for nonce.
News of a previous transfer and Phil Neville has stated that signing for Everton was the best decision of his life. Some would argue that evading his dads advances rank higher but Phil appears to have skewed priorities. Phil has claimed he is immensely proud of the work he's done as manager of the England womens team and his time at Everton has left him impotent so none of them are in any danger.
More news as and when I've changed my underwear.
World gone mad.
This can’t help our negotiations for Zouma.
More news as and when I've changed my underwear.
I would take Danny Welbeck on a free. He is better than Niasse and Tosun. I reckon he would get 15 league goals.
Here's your alternative transfer update, which is sponsored by Rustler burgers today. If you're looking for an effective weight loss programme and lead a busy life like me, why not eat a Rustlers burger and watch the weight fall out of you. I haven't been able to trust a fart for 24 hours and its been a truly exhilarating thrill ride full of slightly soiled underwear. Rustlers, for the time of your life.
Now we've got the adverts out the way, on with the transfer news;
As mentioned above we've had a bid knocked back for Billy Crellin from Fleetwood, I initially read his surname as Cretin and it would appear that was an accurate indication of his personality after he had the audacity to turn us down. I look forward to trying to buy him from Wolves for £30m in a few years.
Rumours continue to persist about a move for Diego Costa despite there being absolutely nothing in it at all. Diego was recently taken to one side by customs when flying in for talks with an unnamed club and several limbs were confiscated from his luggage. When asked for a comment by the waiting press Diego hissed, snarled and spat at a reporter before being assaulted himself by long forgotten Icelandic singer/songwriter Bjork.
Moise Kean has again confirmed that a stay at Juventus is his preferred option after reading a comment from @Mikey_Fitzgerald that suggested Andy Carroll may well be a strike partner for the upcoming season. When approached for a comment Kean simply responded 'nonce', which I believe is Italian for nonce.
News of a previous transfer and Phil Neville has stated that signing for Everton was the best decision of his life. Some would argue that evading his dads advances rank higher but Phil appears to have skewed priorities. Phil has claimed he is immensely proud of the work he's done as manager of the England womens team and his time at Everton has left him impotent so none of them are in any danger.
More news as and when I've changed my underwear.
you're not a loan in thinking thatA loan you say? Could be an option
I think he is having a lend of ya mate.you're not a loan in thinking that
THEY LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK
Or so I've heard
Looks like we've gone back to the days where we only sign the odd player that was on loan with us the season before, hated them days.3 weeks to go and we still need:
A winger
Striker
CB
RB
That a minimum requirement
Am i right in thinking we have only won 1 pre season game under Silva in what is now 2 pre seasons.Didn't bother with the match yesterday, very surprised it ended 0-0, not many friendlies do.
Guess we need a striker, who knew eh.