Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Yarrgh]

Nice is in France mate...

Everywhere Marcel goes is nice. He just knows where to go. It's why we all have such confidence in him.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

just a stonethrow from Juventus

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

 

[Goat]

Nice is the nearest airport to Monaco, I reckon hes off to spend a few days R&R on Alis boat.

Enjoy yourself Marcel, theres no rush.

 

[gaino92]

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

To be fair mate it's not that far away, probably take the same amount of hours to drive than it would Liverpool to London, just a different country. As has been pointed out you would just fly to Turin or Milan though.

 

[Toast]

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

I studied geography in an all boys school.

Sounds like I missed right out now having read that.

 

[Connor]

Nice is in France mate...

It’s nice there, I hear

 

[Paul Rideout]

You'd probably fly to Turin or, at a pinch, Milan rather than go to Nice and drive 300km wouldn't you?

Maybe there’s a player at Nice, Monaco, one at Genoa, one in Milan and one in Turin... before driving up to Switzerland to catch the second half of he game ... against Monaco... which invalidates part 2.

 

[royalblue66]

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

I miss that caretakers job.

 

[Mashtray]

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

Life Orientation we called it

although it was behind the cricket nets

 

[Goat]

Customers in tears after city centre McDonald's suddenly closes

Customers of popular burger restaurant met with apologetic sign telling them it is shut

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

No transfer news atm lads cos the Echo is doing a live feed from a closed MacDonalds.

People are crying.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Maybe there’s a player at Nice, Monaco, one at Genoa, one in Milan and one in Turin... before driving up to Switzerland to catch the second half of he game ... against Monaco... which invalidates part 2.

Alright Clouseau lad!

 

[big nev lookalike]

Off to Nice, Italy, according to that girl, remember Walsh going there with his shades on, maybe Brands goes a step further and actually brings a player back

Well that’s the new Official Biscuit Supplier sorted then

 

[Grinch]

Did you study geography at school or just get wasted and finger girls behind the bike shed?

literally just snorted out my coffee

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

To be fair mate it's not that far away, probably take the same amount of hours to drive than it would Liverpool to London, just a different country. As has been pointed out you would just fly to Turin or Milan though.

 

[JimmyK]

I watched a fair bit of Kane at Leicester and England U21 and his finishing was awful, absolutely no composure whatsoever but always in the right place. It’s this that gives me hope DCL could come good, finishing wise.

He had 7 goals from 5 starts for the under 21s at the point he got his senior call up. He must have been getting in the right place an awful lot.