Summer transfer window 2023

[Goat]

I’ll let the club know your available, with your expertise will be run away league leaders next season

Well we wont, cos nothing could make us win the league next season.

 

[PeregrineT]

Hope this doesnt come across as mean, but I said average, his average isnt 12, its 5 or 6.

Our CBs have more goals.

If you want me to do Kevs job, give me Kevs wage.

In how many minutes was he averaging the 5 or 6? And if it turns out to be the amount of minutes a backup would play, who was our last backup striker to score 5 or 6?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Ok so we sack Dyche, pay him £6m in compo… what is your plan?

We have zero money and you’ve just given us less. And we have a manager that got enough pot and j half a season to get to to 15th if you extrapolate that out over the season with almost all the same first team, less Mina, plus young.

Pay him 6m now or 4.8m in January

 

[MikeH72]

It appears we still aren’t anywhere near signing anyone because we have no money

 

[JLW]

I’m surprised anyone ever signs for us to be honest.

First point of contact would be Kev, who has to be woken up from his hammock.

Then onto Blue Bill, who immediately starts banging on about having to sell his arse on New Brighton prom, to finance the deal.

Finally onto the lunatic owner, who’s too busy shredding and setting fire to a pile of documentation with Hammer and Sickle stamps all over it.

Hahaha

"Have we announced him yet" Mosh
"Who" Bill
"X player" Mosh
"No, i didnt realise we have had held talks" Bill
"Yes, he signed a week ago" Kev
"How much did we offer him and pay his club" Bill
"18m 65k a week" Kev
"Call the media team to announce the signing" Bill
"He's already signed his contract and weve forgot to give him his medical" Kev
"FFS" Mosh

 

[Goat]

In how many minutes was he averaging the 5 or 6? And if it turns out to be the amount of minutes a backup would play, who was our last backup striker to score 5 or 6?

We need goals, we dont need goals per 90.

 

[Connor]

Absolutely no money

 

[windymiller]

Ok so we sack Dyche, pay him £6m in compo… what is your plan?

We have zero money and you’ve just given us less. And we have a manager that got enough pot and j half a season to get to to 15th if you extrapolate that out over the season with almost all the same first team, less Mina, plus young.

Big Ig is a straight up crazer, he doesn't seem to appreciate that we're completely skint.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Pay him 6m now or 4.8m in January

You make an assumption based on your negative opinion of Dyche. Which has left us 6m out of pocket and unable to buy anyone because that gets taken out the transfer kitty.

Maybe that 6m could have gone to getting a striker which we now can’t get.

Who do we get in to manage us now? With the squad as is.

 

[windymiller]

In how many minutes was he averaging the 5 or 6? And if it turns out to be the amount of minutes a backup would play, who was our last backup striker to score 5 or 6?

Why wasn't he playing more minutes in a team that ended up relegated. Either injuries (red flag) or not picked (giant red flag). Remember when loads, and I mean loads, of posters told us Maupay would guarantee us 8 goals last season?

 

[Gardocki]

80million pounds worth of sales this football club has made, without signing a single player for a fee.

Money isnt an issue, a competent Chairman and a DoF who is stuck in 2010 is our issue.

Money is a MASSIVE issue. Have you seen how much we’ve lost year on year over the past few years. We have to sell players to stay afloat. If you think that money goes into a transfer fund you are in denial.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Big Ig is a straight up crazer, he doesn't seem to appreciate that we're completely skint.

Sack someone who has a chance of keeping us safe as is, resulting in less ability to purchase players to help us get out of the mess, then find someone (still to be determined) to play his idea of good footy (I would say non-pragmatic footy as sometimes we played decent footy last year) who can get a tune out of Maupay and cannon.

It’s wouldn’t even work in champ man.

 

[windymiller]

Money is a MASSIVE issue. Have you seen how much we’ve lost year on year over the past few years. We have to sell players to stay afloat. If you think that money goes into a transfer fund you are in denial.

Eventually, though, we'll run out of players to sell for any real money. We're pretty close to that as it is

 

[windymiller]

Sack someone who has a chance of keeping us safe as is, resulting in less ability to purchase players to help us get out of the mess, then find someone (still to be determined) to play his idea of good footy (I would say non-pragmatic footy as sometimes we played decent footy last year) who can get a tune out of Maupay and cannon

Yep, like I said, crazer

 

[Goat]

Money is a MASSIVE issue. Have you seen how much we’ve lost year on year over the past few years. We have to sell players to stay afloat. If you think that money goes into a transfer fund you are in denial.

Does that not just highlight our incompetence?

We sold players not to fund purchases, but to keep the lights on.