Summer transfer window 2023

[T LEAFE]

I’m liking the look of Dyches Dirty Dozen.

The return of Barkley and Lukaku would be immense to go along with a rejuvenated Deli Ali and the auld head Ashley Young.

Along with the capture of that lightening quick winger from Leeds. All we would be missing is a real hard no nonsense poop house of a midfield general.

I think we could cause some carnage with our team of misfits and raggamuffins!

All we need is Jon Jo Shelvey

 

[Tel001]

NATIONAL VANILLA ICE CREAM DAY | JULY 23
Vanilla Ice Cream Day on July 23rd tips its hat at the second most popular flavor in America. Take a bow, vanilla.

If Everton was an ice cream valour it would be mustard and onion sauce with chunks of sausage roll in it

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

NATIONAL VANILLA ICE CREAM DAY | JULY 23
Vanilla Ice Cream Day on July 23rd tips its hat at the second most popular flavor in America. Take a bow, vanilla.

I love Vanilla Ice Cream; going to buy some later...

 

[Trublue12]

I believe it was a certain Samuel Allardyce who pioneered the trend!

I remember Joe Royal and Walter Smith doing it, with us. Don't think it worked and the manager gets a lot of stick, when things go wrong.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I do believe he gets some info, but my god he’s an attention seeker.

Did we ever think any of those three?

 

[Trublue12]

Excellent choice of photo, Ashley Young skipping past his new teammate to be.

If I remember right, Seamus had him in his pocket ar Goodison as well.

 

[Blue peter]

Intelligent footballer who was let down by his lack of pace and lack of strength.

Good player, prime Osman walks in this side but nothing more than a good player.

1 international cap to appreciate that is fair. Was good enough to be on the border of England but not good enough to be a regular.

Yeah that is a fair appraisal

 

[MikeH72]

Intelligent footballer who was let down by his lack of pace and lack of strength.

Good player, prime Osman walks in this side but nothing more than a good player.

1 international cap to appreciate that is fair. Was good enough to be on the border of England but not good enough to be a regular.

Be careful mate, @Eggs will have the football for dummies book out for you for that. He watches the youth teams you know.

 

[Syrup]

So no second signing…
EDIT: the clown has basically confirmed mo second signing

 

[Mr Happy]

Be careful mate, @Eggs will have the football for dummies book out for you for that. He watches the youth teams you know.

Catty.

 

[Lob]

So basically, Myers new modus operandi is to pretend that he knows a new signing is imminent (at a time when it is obvious we are trying to get new signings) but be secretive and cryptic about it and then if someone else does come in he can claim it and say see i told you, I am in the know. If it doesn't happen, no worries just change the subject to discussions.

I don't know what is more frustrating, him or his many followers who treat him like he is the most reliable source that ever existed.

 

[Neiler]

 

[toffee-boy]

Stil don't believe it until he runs on the pitch in full kit

 

[Neiler]

 

[john jako]

So basically, Myers new modus operandi is to pretend that he knows a new signing is imminent (at a time when it is obvious we are trying to get new signings) but be secretive and cryptic about it and then if someone else does come in he can claim it and say see i told you, I am in the know. If it doesn't happen, no worries just change the subject to discussions.

I don't know what is more frustrating, him or his many followers who treat him like he is the most reliable source that ever existed.

I remember when Twitter ran an Everton crank World Cup.

If they ran it again he would be the winner.