Summer transfer window 2023

[LocalNative]

Tell you what, lets make a bet then shall we seeing as you "guarantee" something about someone you dont know...

...how about if i prove it to you, you cut off your wanking hand to remove whatever remaining pleasure you have from your miserable existance?

Then post the evidence.

Sounds fair enough?

Holy moly, really are strange folk out your part of the world.

And yes, I'm willing to guarantee you didn't watch any of Koni De Winter's 9 starts for Empoli last season.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Dyche;

Yousef close, all but confirmed.
Gnonto - wouldnt comment on other players.
Ekitike - no contact as far as his knowledge. (which again verifies the gnonto interest as he didnt say he doesnt comment on other players for this one)

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Reading very much inbetween the very, very wide lines, but Dyche just said we've got a couple in loans and stuff - probably nothing, but imagine will get another loan for sure.

Could be wrong (clutching at straws) but thought the answer on Ekitike seemed pre-planned.

There may well be nothing happening but it does maybe seem a bit like they trying to do something quickly and under the radar.

 

[micknick]

Dont know if anyone else caught it at the end of the press conference- they normally say 'we now move onto the press section' and close the stream but as they were cutting it off they said 'we now have the embargoed...'

Probably just Chermiti but still...

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Hear me out

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Holy moly, really are strange folk out your part of the world.

And yes, I'm willing to guarantee you didn't watch any of Koni De Winter's 9 starts for Empoli last season.

The confidence of the ambidextrous

 

[LocalNative]

The confidence of the ambidextrous

I'm in a long-term relationship lad and don't need to rely on my own hands to fiddle with my wee micky anymore

 

[Zatara]

Holy moly, really are strange folk out your part of the world.

And yes, I'm willing to guarantee you didn't watch any of Koni De Winter's 9 starts for Empoli last season.

So youre willing to chop your hand off then?

Post it online etc?

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

From Dyches conference does sound as if were in for Gnonto

Absolutely but, by the same token, sounds like the Ekitike talk is rubbish

 

[Hogwild]

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You forgot "lost out" and "phantom bid"

 

[irishgoose]

Hear me out

What a fraud

 

[ToffeeTim]

Absolutely but, by the same token, sounds like the Ekitike talk is rubbish

Dyche doesn't give anything away in interviews. I wouldn't read anything into his comments, either positive or negative.

Unless it is done, he won't speak about it, so Chermiti is clearly now signed.

 

[Victus]

Dont know if anyone else caught it at the end of the press conference- they normally say 'we now move onto the press section' and close the stream but as they were cutting it off they said 'we now have the embargoed...'

Probably just Chermiti but still...

Aye just caught that, weird one.

 

[StuckToffee1987]

Could be wrong (clutching at straws) but thought the answer on Ekitike seemed pre-planned.

There may well be nothing happening but it does maybe seem a bit like they trying to do something quickly and under the radar.

Everton and quickly…can’t compute.

 

[BramleyMoore2024]

If we sign Hugo, Chermo and Gnoto for 75m, it really makes a mockery of the "limited funds" crowd.

Not going to happen is it

 

[JLW]