Summer transfer window 2023

[Matelot]

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The Beatles split up about 3/4 pages ago, Kind sir.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

The Beatles split up about 3/4 pages ago, Kind sir.

I therefore beg clemency,Myyy Lord.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Transfermarkt valuations are always conservative as they are based on comparable European transfer fees (lacking the premium foreign clubs make PL teams pay) but they say €2m so anything above eg £5m would be an over-pay.

I'm not sure I'm buying Fab's tweet on this one. Can just about see why we might take a punt on a cheapo if we've scouted him previously but West Ham are rolling in it, I don't think they're shopping in that sort of market.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@WinifredE i know a couple of Porto fans from down the local. Will meet them in a bit and give feedback.

Ooooh what a night! Great few bevvies and custard tart with the lads. Anyways @WinifredE got some intel for you hot off the press. Lads were a bit boisterous so couldn’t make out all that was being said but they goes.

‘lol, rapazes, é a virgem com o rosto vermelho! quem é a vez de se masturbar no pastel de nata?’

Now…. Im still learning Portuguese so get a bit lost sometimes but think they said the lad has a lot of potential but will probs go to champions league team.

 

[blue to the bone]

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Ice age over

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Ice age over

Dinosaurs wiped out by comet

 

[blulouie]

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22 Yr old
22 appearances
0 goals

File under Fab's Fib's.

 

[Hogwild]

22 and 0 goals lol lol lol lol

Let's hope we're not saying the same about Everton heading into matchday 23.....

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

22 Yr old
22 appearances
0 goals

File under Fab's Fib's.

He has less minutes of football for Porto than Beni Baningime had for us

 

[Librarian]

We’e just fluting around aren’t we

 

[WinifredE]

As reliable as Romano

Not saying much when it comes to everton news

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s almost worth seeing the Gnoto deal go nowhere to watch Matty have a full blown meltdown

 

[blue to the bone]

It’s almost worth seeing the Gnoto deal go nowhere to watch Matty have a full blown meltdown

He's had worse meltdowns then chernobyl already ffs

 

[billyblue80]

Gotta be honest I would much rather a good striker if you offered me the choice between one and Gnonto

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Can’t disagree with any of that, could go either way with a couple move squad changes. On Iwobi, he’s had his usual hammering this week, but when someone distills his contributions into a single highlights vid he looks properly outstanding. Must have been instrumental in the build up to almost all of our 638 chances. If he’d have lashed the chance in at the far post he’s be in Garth’s team of the week easily.

Sums up Iwobi so much, loads of great things that didn’t result in any goals

I much prefer players who look crap but found the net