Summer transfer window 2023

[MrGrumpy]

Bill and Kev have got this peeps. Don’t stress!

Bill how’s the deal going with Gnonto?
Well Kev we bid 5 mil last week which they rejected.
What?

Don’t worry Kev I’m a master they will ring back and accept it

 

[jamieni]

All I want is a striker who doesn’t miss 100 percent of chances from 5 yards out. If Che is that man then so be it.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Trublue12]

Bit of fun. Its a shame I'll be back from my holiday after the window shuts. Manchester early hours a week on Saturday if anyone's interested?

 

[nevsonlymate]

I just hope that there ends up being a flurry of activity in the last few days. We need to get some out of the club as well..

We need players before the weekend it will be hard picking a team with the injuries we had and have increased on from the weekend

 

[BullensRoad]

Can you imagine how badly the lad would get snapped on his first day in training?

Judging from our fitness record, he'd probably get injured in training anyway.

 

[micknick]

That El Bilal Toure is out for 'months' apparently. Imagine if we had signed him lol

 

[Mr Happy]

That El Bilal Toure is out for 'months' apparently. Imagine if we had signed him lol

The curse moves just by association.

 

[NathDogg]

After Sundays debacle, it’s great to see the Football Aquistion Crack Korps - Everton Division (FACKED), led by chairmen Bill with his knowledge and experiences, working tirelessly at breakneck speed to sort out a couple of transfers that have been needed for at least 2 seasons, to try to fix the glaring deficiencies in the Everton squad.

Nice work if you can get it - you’ve definitely FACKED it right up Bill.

 

[kenada_blue]

That El Bilal Toure is out for 'months' apparently. Imagine if we had signed him lol

Achilles innit

 

[Tony’s Carp]

The curse moves just by association.

The ‘curse’ is persisting with signings despite red flags of injury issues- Toure has just come off muscle surgery so this is no surprise. We’ve dodged a bullet but that’s through the player’s decision rather than good sense on our part.

 

[God Benfrey]

That El Bilal Toure is out for 'months' apparently. Imagine if we had signed him lol

He'd be out for years instead

 

[billyblue80]

They better have Adams in this week we cannot throw away another game

 

[Milk]

Just seen an article where it mentions Baron Trump (Donald Trumps youngest son), is now 6"7, and plays soccer.

Everton have a chance to do one of the funniest things ever.

I was mulling over last night what the reaction would be if Trump D bought out Mosh F

(although I don't think old Bigly is as rich as he makes out by some distance)

 

[Davey_g08]

Judging from our fitness record, he'd probably get injured in training anyway.

Bone spurs?