Summer transfer window 2023

[Noisy noise annoys]

To be fair Southampton paid £18m for Paul Onuachu and his brain isn't even connected to his feet.

I forgot about him. Weren’t we welll in for him?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Beto is going to score a shed load of goals with assists from Doucoure

Bin Doucoure, play McNeil, Danjuma and Harrison with Beto as the 9 - comfortably stay up (as long as Keane is dropped)

 

[Tony’s Carp]

I forgot about him. Weren’t we welll in for him?

He was one of about 40 guys linked to us the last two days in Jan, I have no idea what was real and what wasn't.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I'd rather take on Lukaku's wage for a year than spend 30m on an unproven player from serie A

 

[Tony’s Carp]

We must have a CB being lined up. Surely? And they must be starting quality because Keane is he age and Dyche doesn’t seem to trust Branthwaite.

Beto's about 6'4 and can run so he can just go back there when Dom's fit, problem solved.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

He was one of about 40 guys linked to us the last two days in Jan, I have no idea what was real and what wasn't.

It was carnage. We were just phoning random clubs asking if they had any forwards

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I'd rather take on Lukaku's wage for a year than spend 30m on an unproven player from serie A

Never happy!

Only one round come and only one can still run

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

true think of any that have succeeded?

Henry
Bergkamp
Ravanelli
Vialli
Di Canio

After that I am struggling and they are all from 20 years ago.

 

[Goat]

I'd rather take on Lukaku's wage for a year than spend 30m on an unproven player from serie A

Oh Tim, you have spent all Summer demanding the club sign a Striker.

Well here it is, maybe.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Oh Tim, you have spent all Summer demanding the club sign a Striker.

Well here it is, maybe.

Lukaku is a striker

 

[Tony’s Carp]

I'd rather take on Lukaku's wage for a year than spend 30m on an unproven player from serie A

10 goals apiece in Serie A last season.

 

[Preki]

Henry
Bergkamp
Ravanelli
Vialli
Di Canio

After that I am struggling and they are all from 20 years ago.

Berkamp failed in Serie A and arguably Henry as well.

 

[matty1878]

10 goals apiece in Serie A last season.

was he a regular?

 

[Goat]

Lukaku is a striker

Well I think instead of buying a Striker we should use the money and see if Margot Robbie would be interested in a 3 some with me and Kelly Brook.

I think mine is more likely than Lukaku rocking up here on loan.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I'd rather take on Lukaku's wage for a year than spend 30m on an unproven player from serie A

Oh for god sake