pfim
Player Valuation: £40m
Just know, dear transfer thread virgins, that I’m sat here feeding off your existential pain. The targets you personally scouted, the solutions to Everton’s problems you personally fixed, the excel sheet tallying how much Everton have to spend, it all counted for nothing. And now you’ve got four whole months of not pretending to be a Poundland DOF you pitiful weevils.
Doesn’t look like Everton are signing anyone else lads.
Everyone has the next four months of pretending to be a Poundland CFO to fill the void.