Summer transfer window 2023

[blulouie]

Ahhh....we can dream , the most Un Dyche signing ever.

The lad is a real propper footballer.
That means he won't be coming here.


Rapid edit

Get yer finger out Kevin ....make me dream.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Viktor Onopko Would have changed everything

Vile treacherous scum. Odious puppet of Putin. Still it might have given Mykolenko second thoughts about coming here

 

[MikeH72]

It'll be for Bills annual check up! Sigh

So Bill great news, you appear to be in good health! See you next ye… sorry what? Oh… erm… ok, if you insist.

*scribbles on paper*

 

[carolinablue232]

Why would Milan want rid? Didn’t he just get there a year ago?

 

[Lapeno77]

WTF is an 'informal interest'. Are we inviting him out for brunch on Saturday morning because it's early days and we're not sure we're ready to get hurt again!!

Seriously, what next?

 

[nsno-chris]

WTF is an 'informal interest'. Are we inviting him out for brunch on Saturday morning because it's early days and we're not sure we're ready to get hurt again!!

Seriously, what next?

“Can we have him for free please and you pay his wages”

 

[Chrismac]

Italian media quoting a Salernitana director as saying Boulaye Dia has a 25mil EUR / £21.5mil release clause.

If we could bring in El Bilal Toure....then sell Gray + Simms and sign Dia we'd have transformed our forward line.

Are Salernitana not the mob interested in Neal Messi?
£10m plus the French messi and we'll shake willies

 

[Syrup]

WTF is an 'informal interest'

This windows version of ‘verbal bid’

 

[TheFinnFan]

Just seen a Q&A where he said if he wasn’t a footballer he’d be an economist. Perfect for us. We need goals and financial acumen.

Im sold.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

He, Branthwaite and Onana would make our spine the tallest in the league. Each 6'4 / 6'5 and El Bilal Toure must be 6'1/6'2 and good heading stats.

Proper Dyche trait but so much quality.

Having had a trawl through Twitter et al. the tweets and comments I could find from Almeria fans (mostly via Google translate) seem to think that we are mad to want Toure for that kind of money. Reaction seems weirdly similar to ours with Gordon.

Have no idea on the lad's ability myself having only seen 1 or 2 sub appearances for Reims in which he did nothing, but surely that fan reaction should raise some questions?!

 

[Zaschrona]

Yes to Charles de Cat

 

[Runub]

WTF is an 'informal interest'. Are we inviting him out for brunch on Saturday morning because it's early days and we're not sure we're ready to get hurt again!!

Seriously, what next?

They’re courting?

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

WTF is an 'informal interest'. Are we inviting him out for brunch on Saturday morning because it's early days and we're not sure we're ready to get hurt again!!

Seriously, what next?

Kenwright will probably have him out for lunch with Levy and then the two will have a gentleman's agreement that Everton will stand aside for Spurs in exchange for them knocking some money off the Dele deal.

 

[Nymzee]

“Can we have him for free please and you pay his wages”

I always imagined informal interest to be like this:

 

[blulouie]

WTF is an 'informal interest'. Are we inviting him out for brunch on Saturday morning because it's early days and we're not sure we're ready to get hurt again!!

Seriously, what next?

Pondering
Mulling over
Considering
Readying

Waiting for preparing a bid.