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If Lukaku is away then it's got to be Bony....already playing and scoring in the Prem in a style similar to ours means no adjustment time or settling in....he'd hit the boards running. Strong as an Ox, quick and would be available at around £14-15M I reckon.

BUT Bony might simply this year's Michu. Bit of a gamble. He's also an Ivory Coast international, so he'll waltz off to the ACON at very inconvenient times every couple years. No thanks.

Remy's a no, because he's a bit rapey. Don't want that sort of character at the club, regardless of his on-field performances.

Welbeck's a no because there are ducks in my local park who are better footballers than that great flapping tit.

Lukaku for me please. If he won't come then we start looking at Villa - Benteke's value may have dropped now and we can give them Kone in part-ex.... hopefully.
 
BUT Bony might simply this year's Michu. Bit of a gamble.

Remy's a no, because he's a bit rapey. Don't want that sort of character at the club, regardless of his on-field performances.

Welbeck's a no because there are ducks in my local park who are better footballers than that great flapping tit.

Lukaku for me please. If he won't come then we start looking at Villa - Benteke's value may have dropped now.
Charges were dropped weren't they? I'd have him here in a heartbeat.
 
Deulofeu is an absolute no to coming back. His play with the ball is absolutely infuriating at how he refuses to pass the ball, but then lose possession trying to pull off a magical goal. He's got loads of talent, but he won't have the chance to apply it if he keeps playing as selfishly as he does.

I would love a player like Ben Arfa, especially with his poor attitude gone. Newcastle seems like a sinking ship and it wouldn't shock me if there were quite a few who hand in requests to leave.

No to to Deulofeu because he's infuriating.

Yes to Ben Arfa.

Bit crazy that.
 

I have to admit I'm still drooling over Holtby. We should get Holtby. Why can't we get Holtby?

I still think we need to consider versatility when making signings as there is no way we can maintain a squad as big as our top 4 rivals will have.

That is why Holtby would be ideal. He can play alongside either Barry/McCarthy/Gibson in the 6/8 position in midfield or as the attacking midfielder behind the striker rotating with Naismith/Barkley.
 
BUT Bony might simply this year's Michu. Bit of a gamble. He's also an Ivory Coast international, so he'll waltz off to the ACON at very inconvenient times every couple years. No thanks.

Remy's a no, because he's a bit rapey. Don't want that sort of character at the club, regardless of his on-field performances.

Welbeck's a no because there are ducks in my local park who are better footballers than that great flapping tit.

Lukaku for me please. If he won't come then we start looking at Villa - Benteke's value may have dropped now and we can give them Kone in part-ex.... hopefully.

agree with pretty much all of that. benteke's going to be injured for a long while now though, who knows if he'll come back the same player so that would now be a risk.

i don't think bony will be another michu btw. still not sure if michu is another michu tbh, but he's been very average this season when played. the thing with michu is that he was very cahill esque, he didn't really control games or be involved, he just popped up with a lot of goals from midfield.

bony's all round play is improving week by week though, he's been an utter sensation this year and would fit us perfectly. he's learned to be less greedy over time in the prem as well.
 
Charges were dropped, yes. But that could be for any number of reasons. Not saying he's guilty, just saying that anyone who manages to find themselves being suspected of rape is possibly not the type of character I want hanging around my club.
The charges were dropped so he's innocent ffs! I see the angle you're coming from, but anyone cleared in a court of law shouldn't have that stuff hanging over them.
Lukaku would be my first choice but Remy has proven himself to be a top class perm striker & happily plays up top on his own. Pacy, mobile and he's scored some brilliant goals, in all likelihood he'd fit our system really well. Is he still only on loan at Newcastle?
 
The charges were dropped so he's innocent ffs! I see the angle you're coming from, but anyone cleared in a court of law shouldn't have that stuff hanging over them.
Lukaku would be my first choice but Remy has proven himself to be a top class perm striker & happily plays up top on his own. Pacy, mobile and he's scored some brilliant goals, in all likelihood he'd fit our system really well. Is he still only on loan at Newcastle?

Did it go to court? I thought plod dropped the investigation due to lack of evidence - this covers a multitude of possible sins. Maybe he's completely innocent and some bint has tried to scam him.... or maybe he's guilty and his people paid the victim off to shut her up. We just don't know.

Put it another way - would you want him dating your sister?

Not doubting any of his footballing ability. Doubting his character.
 

Did it go to court? I thought plod dropped the investigation due to lack of evidence - this covers a multitude of possible sins. Maybe he's completely innocent and some bint has tried to scam him.... or maybe he's guilty and his people paid the victim off to shut her up. We just don't know.

Put it another way - would you want him dating your sister?

Not doubting any of his footballing ability. Doubting his character.
That's total conjecture, maybe a billion different scenario's happened. He's a very good player and if Roberto thought he was the 1 player we need to win the league next year (stop laughing) then I'd clap his every match-winning goal.

Rooney shagging old grans wasn't enough to stop united buying him, and he actually did that.
 
That's total conjecture, maybe a billion different scenario's happened. He's a very good player and if Roberto thought he was the 1 player we need to win the league next year (stop laughing) then I'd clap his every match-winning goal.

Rooney shagging old grans wasn't enough to stop united buying him, and he actually did that.

We're in the Summer transfers thread mate - everything in here is conjecture.

There are some players that I just wouldn't be happy with us signing, regardless of their talent. I'm not trying to convince of you of Remy's guilt, nor am I stating that I think he did it - I'm just saying that due to the off-field allegations against him, I'd prefer not to see him in an Everton shirt.

While we're talking about strikers, how about Jay Rodriguez from Southampton?
 
While we're talking about strikers, how about Jay Rodriguez from Southampton?

Massively unlikely.

He cost them what £7m-£8m. He's English. He's got a hell of a lot better. They'd want a huge profit. Despite what the media thinks they have no reason to sell.
 

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