Surprisingly enough I'm new.

[Stephen Gibson]

SOUTHERN TOFFEES 4 LYF

(Or until I move north)

Welcome mate.

I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to live close. Walking from home to the pub then on to the game. It's a 7 hour round trip without stopping or watching the game from here.

 

[ijjysmith]

I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to live close. Walking from home to the pub then on to the game. It's a 7 hour round trip without stopping or watching the game from here.

It's the dream mate. One day we'll get there.

Get ready to get jealous of people's local stories on here though.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

It's the dream mate. One day we'll get there.

Get ready to get jealous of people's local stories on here though.

I am comforted by the value of my home though...

 

[COYBL25]

I am comforted by the value of my home though...

Wowzers

 

[COYBL25]

What a friendly bunch. I'm already suspicious.

I used to go out with a girl from Brookmans Park out your way mate.

It was posh as hell, but there's some cracking dogging sites out there.

Do you partake yourself ?

 

[Huyton Layne]

Just when you think all the useless wasters called Gibson are gone...

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I used to go out with a girl from Brookmans Park out your way mate.

It was posh as hell, but there's some cracking dogging sites out there.

Do you partake yourself ?

Not my thing tbh. In reality it seems like several men standing close to each other jacking off whilst one lucky one gets attended to. There is quite a well known dogging spot a few miles away called Old Redding. I'm sure it's googleable.

 

[COYBL25]

Not my thing tbh. In reality it seems like several men standing close to each other jacking off whilst one lucky one gets attended to. There is quite a well known dogging spot a few miles away called Old Redding. I'm sure it's googleable.

Thanks mate, much appreciated x

* It involves women too. I think you may have got mixed up with " cottaging ".

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Thanks mate, much appreciated x

* It involves women too. I think you may have got mixed up with " cottaging ".

No mix up, just seems like 1 girl sucking off her husband whilst 5 guys watch in the cold squirting thier stuff on each others shoes.

 

[COYBL25]

No mix up, just seems like 1 girl sucking off her husband whilst 5 guys watch in the cold squirting thier stuff on each others shoes.

I stand corrected, you have a full and complete grasp of the concept.

Welcome to the forum mate x

 

[bicycleheader]

Welcome to the internet Gibbopotamus

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I stand corrected, you have a full and complete grasp of the concept.

Welcome to the forum mate x

If this was a test, I get it. If it wasn't, I get it.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Just when you think all the useless wasters called Gibson are gone...

It's ok. If we got married you don't have to take my name. Just something else.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Welcome to the internet Gibbopotamus

Went to the zoo with the missus a while ago & couldn't remember the name for a hippo so I referred to it as a water rhino. Feel free to ridicule. Ta for the welcome.

 

[bicycleheader]

Went to the zoo with the missus a while ago & couldn't remember the name for a hippo so I referred to it as a water rhino. Feel free to ridicule. Ta for the welcome.

I can't believe you refer to your lady as 'it' and that you'd call her a water rhino on top of that! Poor form Gibbopotamus