Surprisingly enough I'm new.

[Stephen Gibson]

I can't believe you refer to your lady as 'it' and that you'd call her a water rhino on top of that! Poor form Gibbopotamus

Haha nicely played. I'm officially offended though.

 

[JammyP]

Welcome.
Don't think you dealt with pineapple though.

 

[DrEFC]

Went to the zoo with the missus a while ago & couldn't remember the name for a hippo so I referred to it as a water rhino. Feel free to ridicule. Ta for the welcome.

I convinced mine, that a metal statue of a Reindeer in the Liverpool one shopping centre was called a Xmas giraffe. Somehow she gets paid to perform complex surgery...
Welcome btw. X
Reply if you fancy a bum

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Good thing about being new is I get to use the early Barkley celebration pic as an avatar straight away. Nice.

 

[Seathestars]

Not my thing tbh. In reality it seems like several men standing close to each other jacking off whilst one lucky one gets attended to. There is quite a well known dogging spot a few miles away called Old Redding. I'm sure it's googleable.

Welcome mate
I've made a mental note of Old Redding.
When in Rome.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Welcome mate
I've made a mental note of Old Redding.
When in Rome.

I'm so glad my first input on these forums is not having deep debate on important issues involving the club but instead guiding people to a car park at a view point overlooking Wembley Stadium so they can completely ignore the cool view & instead touch themselves with fellow random men under the viel off thier steaming breath on a cold night.

 

[RAFUH]

Welcome to GOT!

 

[OldDominionBlue]

I'm so glad my first input on these forums is not having deep debate on important issues involving the club but instead guiding people to a car park at a view point overlooking Wembley Stadium so they can completely ignore the cool view & instead touch themselves with fellow random men under the viel off thier steaming breath on a cold night.

This has made me laugh harder than I have in a good long while. Thanks, mate!

 

[BlueLlama]

Hi mate, no pressure but how you answer this question will effect your social standing on the forum.

Do you think it is socially acceptable to dress dogs up in fancy dress style clothing?

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Hi mate, no pressure but how you answer this question will effect your social standing on the forum.

Do you think it is socially acceptable to dress dogs up in fancy dress style clothing?

As a non dog owner I would like to say stop dressing them up but I'm not that fussed. If sociaty allows Katy Price then the rules are up the wall already so it's fair game.

 

[BlueLlama]

As a non dog owner I would like to say stop dressing them up but I'm not that fussed. If sociaty allows Katy Price then the rules are up the wall already so it's fair game.

You just fall in the right side if the argument. Carry on.

 

[kev]

Some great answers there @Stephen Gibson
I think you'll fit in well here. Gets a bit mad on match day though and of course the ale house gets a bit mad at any time.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Some great answers there @Stephen Gibson
I think you'll fit in well here. Gets a bit mad on match day though and of course the ale house gets a bit mad at any time.

That's good. Was worried for a second that people might think that I walk a fancy dressed up dog to a car park to seek out other men to mutually masterbate to a woman who is realistically not going to play with your old chap so instead I open up a can of pineapple rings & play hoopla on the other gents old chaps.

 

[kev]

That's good. Was worried for a second that people might think that I walk a fancy dressed up dog to a car park to seek out other men to mutually masterbate to a woman who is realistically not going to play with your old chap so instead I open up a can of pineapple rings & play hoopla on the other gents old chaps.

*Methinks he doth protest too much.
Listen Gibbo mate, there's no need for the denials. We're quite a liberal bunch in here. You'll soon get used to the ways of GOT.
including the 'hidden' white writing which you only notice when you quote someone ;-)

 

[Stephen Gibson]

*Methinks he doth protest too much.
Listen Gibbo mate, there's no need for the denials. We're quite a liberal bunch in here. You'll soon get used to the ways of GOT.
including the 'hidden' white writing which you only notice when you quote someone ;-)

Found out on day 2. Didn't even mention my donkey either.