Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[Yarrgh]

Let's be honest, from what we have learned so far he doesn't need Everton for that.

He sounds an incredibly inept individual.

Inept you say? Sounds like a match made in heaven. Ring him up Farhad.

 

[bluestevon]

Interesting thought..

These guys are tight with China.
Isn't Russia linked in with China?
Isn't Alisher linked in with Russia?
Isn't his wealth dropping at a rate of knots?

In terms of income he's probably getting richer since being sanctioned mate. Like most of them will be, rising prices for commodities, the roubles stronger than it has been for years atm. He's also likely to win his court case to overturn sanctions from the eu too.

 

[COYB75]

The pornographic playing cards and a throwing star ?

I think you might have missed my regurgitated 10p with a lovely bronze hue?

 

[polish]

Definitely moldy food.

I mean it sounds like fun speculation, but it ignores that Thornton is the minor player. Why in the world would Maciek Kaminski throw away a large amount of money so that some guy who doesnt put much money in can help Moshiri out. And even beyond that, what would Thornton possible get out of it? Not much. Yeah, two rich people are related to mining companies. Thornton has way more to loose, since he is already very rich, by helping out someone who will get him blacklisted in his spheres of influence, and since what he cares most about is influence, that seems opposite of his motivations.

Kamiński doesnt look wealthy at all.

I just don't know how pretty poor businessman like him joined forces with a big fish like Thornton.

 

[chicoazul]

Dont trust this lot, one little bit.
Renewed both tickets on Tuesday.
They have still not sent my confirmation e mail as promised, yet have taken my money out of my bank account.
I Remember 5 years ago when they twice phoned me in January, asking if I would be interested in a better seat, for my other ticket in Upper Bullens.
Yes I told them on both occasions, so didnt renew expecting another phone call after deadline expired.
Never heard from them again, so phoned and asked about my better seat, only to be told the two phone calls in January were just courtesy calls with no guarantee of a better seat.
Kenwright all over, is that.

You just keep on signing on lad, will I spend my 70k tax free salary in the sun, enjoy the shitty weather back home.

I love to see people do well for themselves but it must be quite the way to travel every two weeks mate?

 

[Jebus_lives]

No mate, latest developments are below. Kenyons consortium has a period exclusivity currently so I can confirm to my partners and associates that no meeting can take place with Moshiri at Nandos or Wetherspoons YET.

I can confirm though that "maccas GOT liberation of Everton woe consortium" is one of the other 3 parties waiting in the wings and I'm sure the @bobble will be able to verify this.

Current consortium includes -

@matty1878 @Marius57 @Bohemian Toffee @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90 @Wayno @COYBL25 @Tony101 @chrismpw @blue to the bone @Eggs @COYB75 @Jimishorts @nsno-chris @SLAVEN BILIC
@Shibbywiggles @Joey66 @MikelsGoat (TBC and deep in negotiations) @bluestevon @bluejohn66 @witchdoc187 @Yarrgh
@gonetomorrow
@Mutzo Nutzo
@degsy
@Frenk
@The Legend of Southall
@Chrismac (silent partner so wife doesn't become money mad with his new found wealth) @captainvindaloo @mmmmsnouts

35 confirmed members
1 member tbc @MikelsGoat
1 member left @Connor pulled out as rumours circulate that Kenyon heard about his 442 magazine stash (2016-18) and has offered BIG MONEY and a role on his board should his bid be successful.

Current kitty Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher
Bucket Hat
£20 from Chase App
Chocolate Buttons (in fridge not melted)
Whiskey bottle full of slum (amount unknown)
An African Prince (possibly Niasse)
2 for 1 Big Mac Vouchers
Gold coins ( 3 grandkids have place on board)
Battle action force comics
Endless boss pics from Jimi + Ps2 controller
1k (based on confirmation of me doing a lap dance)
1,200 unused tickets from Coral Island Blackpool
Everton memorabilia
Dog walk
2 PCs (tbc)
Jason Donovan poster (mint condition)
25 roubles
Signed autograph of Zenit manager Advocaat
Half finished Jack Sparrow Black Pearl ship
£15 TK Maxx voucher
Car ashtray (retracted)
1 piece of cardboard
Balaclava
1 corgi Aston Martin
Wind up smoking monkey
Garage job lot
Guide dog shaped collection box
Panini stickers
150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola (3 left)
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards
£1 coin (old)
2 in-laws (1 chef, 1 lawn mowing professional)
1 throwing star
1 well used Beaver Patrol car sticker (Zoo magazine circa 97)
1 Wrestlemania III vhs : Can-am connection versus Bob Orton Jr and the Magnificent Muraco
1 pair of Minnesota Viking 'lightning' gym pants
Half a bottle of home made Poteen
Green Shield Stamp booklet (one stamp might or might not still be in it),
1972 Beano Annual
Salmon and blue stripe away shirt (XXL )

I've sat by until this has some credibility behind it, and I think we've reached that stage.

I'm willing to offer some rusted tabacco tins (rusted screws and nails included) × 6

And

Nintendogs and Super Mario 64 Nintendo DS game card boxes (game cards not included).

 

[allen]

I love to see people do well for themselves but it must be quite the way to travel every two weeks mate?

It's worth it for the satisfaction of telling the whole of the Upper Bullens 19 times a season that he lives in Dubai on a made-up salary.

"... and the great thing is, it's all tax-free!"

 

[matty1878]

No mate, latest developments are below. Kenyons consortium has a period exclusivity currently so I can confirm to my partners and associates that no meeting can take place with Moshiri at Nandos or Wetherspoons YET.

I can confirm though that "maccas GOT liberation of Everton woe consortium" is one of the other 3 parties waiting in the wings and I'm sure the @bobble will be able to verify this.

Current consortium includes -

@matty1878 @Marius57 @Bohemian Toffee @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90 @Wayno @COYBL25 @Tony101 @chrismpw @blue to the bone @Eggs @COYB75 @Jimishorts @nsno-chris @SLAVEN BILIC
@Shibbywiggles @Joey66 @MikelsGoat (TBC and deep in negotiations) @bluestevon @bluejohn66 @witchdoc187 @Yarrgh
@gonetomorrow
@Mutzo Nutzo
@degsy
@Frenk
@The Legend of Southall
@Chrismac (silent partner so wife doesn't become money mad with his new found wealth) @captainvindaloo @mmmmsnouts

35 confirmed members
1 member tbc @MikelsGoat
1 member left @Connor pulled out as rumours circulate that Kenyon heard about his 442 magazine stash (2016-18) and has offered BIG MONEY and a role on his board should his bid be successful.

Current kitty Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher
Bucket Hat
£20 from Chase App
Chocolate Buttons (in fridge not melted)
Whiskey bottle full of slum (amount unknown)
An African Prince (possibly Niasse)
2 for 1 Big Mac Vouchers
Gold coins ( 3 grandkids have place on board)
Battle action force comics
Endless boss pics from Jimi + Ps2 controller
1k (based on confirmation of me doing a lap dance)
1,200 unused tickets from Coral Island Blackpool
Everton memorabilia
Dog walk
2 PCs (tbc)
Jason Donovan poster (mint condition)
25 roubles
Signed autograph of Zenit manager Advocaat
Half finished Jack Sparrow Black Pearl ship
£15 TK Maxx voucher
Car ashtray (retracted)
1 piece of cardboard
Balaclava
1 corgi Aston Martin
Wind up smoking monkey
Garage job lot
Guide dog shaped collection box
Panini stickers
150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola (3 left)
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards
£1 coin (old)
2 in-laws (1 chef, 1 lawn mowing professional)
1 throwing star
1 well used Beaver Patrol car sticker (Zoo magazine circa 97)
1 Wrestlemania III vhs : Can-am connection versus Bob Orton Jr and the Magnificent Muraco
1 pair of Minnesota Viking 'lightning' gym pants
Half a bottle of home made Poteen
Green Shield Stamp booklet (one stamp might or might not still be in it),
1972 Beano Annual
Salmon and blue stripe away shirt (XXL )

gold this lol lol lol lol lol

we surely have to get our bud accepted

 

[Dixieslaces]

This thread on Twitter is pure speculation but food for thought, nonetheless.

Mad the way the upper tiers of economics, industry and geo politics are all so intricately intertwined and so expertly "hidden", to a degree.

Some top digging there to be honest and it begs many, many questions.

If it smells like shiz, looks like shiz, then it usually is shiz?

Caution should be key here but I'm guessing in the stark reality of the upper echelons of of the "Elite Class", there is no real reason to be cautious as it matters not one jot what happens to little old Everton or the "ordinary" Lumpen Proletariat.

I'm sure @Johnny Barton and his 70k Dubai "mega wonga " and the other "elites" will be smirking on the minions below them.

In all seriousness tho, in our terms, this is some dodgy shiz

 

[Dixieslaces]

gold this lol lol lol lol lol

we surely have to get our bud accepted

Sure there is some great "bud" around in L3 and L4 mate, not saying all the other L's should not be considered but experience tells me otherwise

 

[brieverton]

Gone are the days I guess when an investor / consortium emerges because they simply see a good business opportunity and chance to grow a club whilst making a nice profit in the process, which I have no issue with.

It all has to be tied up in speculation and geopolitics now.

 

[maccavennie]

No mate, latest developments are below. Kenyons consortium has a period exclusivity currently so I can confirm to my partners and associates that no meeting can take place with Moshiri at Nandos or Wetherspoons YET.

I can confirm though that "maccas GOT liberation of Everton woe consortium" is one of the other 3 parties waiting in the wings and I'm sure the @bobble will be able to verify this.

Current consortium includes -

@matty1878 @Marius57 @Bohemian Toffee @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90 @Wayno @COYBL25 @Tony101 @chrismpw @blue to the bone @Eggs @COYB75 @Jimishorts @nsno-chris @SLAVEN BILIC
@Shibbywiggles @Joey66 @MikelsGoat (TBC and deep in negotiations) @bluestevon @bluejohn66 @witchdoc187 @Yarrgh
@gonetomorrow
@Mutzo Nutzo
@degsy
@Frenk
@The Legend of Southall
@Chrismac (silent partner so wife doesn't become money mad with his new found wealth) @captainvindaloo @mmmmsnouts
@Jebus_lives

36 confirmed members
1 member tbc @MikelsGoat
1 member left @Connor pulled out as rumours circulate that Kenyon heard about his 442 magazine stash (2016-18) and has offered BIG MONEY and a role on his board should his bid be successful.

Current kitty Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher
Bucket Hat
£20 from Chase App
Chocolate Buttons (in fridge not melted)
Whiskey bottle full of slum (amount unknown)
An African Prince (possibly Niasse)
2 for 1 Big Mac Vouchers
Gold coins ( 3 grandkids have place on board)
Battle action force comics
Endless boss pics from Jimi + Ps2 controller
1k (based on confirmation of me doing a lap dance)
1,200 unused tickets from Coral Island Blackpool
Everton memorabilia
Dog walk
2 PCs (tbc)
Jason Donovan poster (mint condition)
25 roubles
Signed autograph of Zenit manager Advocaat
Half finished Jack Sparrow Black Pearl ship
£15 TK Maxx voucher
Car ashtray (retracted)
1 piece of cardboard
Balaclava
1 corgi Aston Martin
Wind up smoking monkey
Garage job lot
Guide dog shaped collection box
Panini stickers
150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola (3 left)
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards
£1 coin (old)
2 in-laws (1 chef, 1 lawn mowing professional)
1 throwing star
1 well used Beaver Patrol car sticker (Zoo magazine circa 97)
1 Wrestlemania III vhs : Can-am connection versus Bob Orton Jr and the Magnificent Muraco
1 pair of Minnesota Viking 'lightning' gym pants
Half a bottle of home made Poteen
Green Shield Stamp booklet (one stamp might or might not still be in it),
1972 Beano Annual
Salmon and blue stripe away shirt (XXL )
6 rusted tabacco tins (rusted screws and nails included)
Nintendogs and Super Mario 64 Nintendo DS game card boxes (game cards not included).

 

[maccavennie]

I've sat by until this has some credibility behind it, and I think we've reached that stage.

I'm willing to offer some rusted tabacco tins (rusted screws and nails included) × 6

And

Nintendogs and Super Mario 64 Nintendo DS game card boxes (game cards not included).

Added in mate

 

[MrGrumpy]

The Esk new podcast with the Athletic journo interesting only listened to 15 minutes so far as was driving to work

 

[allen]

This thread on Twitter is pure speculation but food for thought, nonetheless.

What a great read... you've got to say, that makes sense.