Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Wow.Moshiri = part of that class of British or British based/trained bean-counters and lawyers helping the oligarchs and their knuckle dragging KGB henchmen navigate the labyrinthine world of global business practices back in the 90s. Some of them took a header out of a helicopter, other's boxed clever and were pulled closer to their master's side.
I'd wager you'd never heard of the bloke until you were eating your cornflakes this morning - fast forward 6 hours and you've assassinated the blokes character.