PKwalnuts
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Something I possibly can't have any knowledge of.
Edit: I'll start.
There used to be this brand of Ice Cream I'd buy at a store on Long Island called New York Ice Cream. Favorite flavor was Niagra Swirl. You can't find even a picture of the brand on the Internet.
There used to be Garlic Sausage Wheat Crunchies.