Terrible Miscasting

[Rita_Poon]

The Rock - gets by on Connery and Harris.
Leaving Las Vegas - is ok.
Con Air - totally Malkovich's film.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - a documentary about his ego'd self. nah.
Kick Ass - crud ass.
Lord of War - lord of crud
The Weatherman - not seen, my crud sense is tingling...
Face/Off - Travolta's, and it's daft. (crud off!)
Frozen Ground - unseen
Raising Arizona - mentioned in his ok list already.
Mandy - unseen.
Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans - another stinker, original far superior. bad crud: really bad call.
National Treasure - national rubbish.
Wild at Heart - crud at heart.

Yeah, he does do a lot of films, but that's because he has to pay off his island or something. The above is a body of work most actors would love to have in their portfolio. And I have watched his rubbish too, like The Knowing and Bangkok Dangerous. They might not be the best films, but he never gives less than 1000%. The man doesn't know how to phone one in

8mm
snake eyes
drive angry
justice
next
jiu jitsu
army of one
a score to settle
season of the witch
pay the ghost
trapped in paradise
outcast
211
fire birds

The torture just goes on, he's a one man christmas (/thanks giving) this lad, so much turkey there's left overs for days. It'd have finished anyone else, no one would have been allowed to create so many steaming piles of crap, get paid, and given the green light to go again. Who is his agent?
Nic Coppola is to film what Ali Dia is to football. The absurdity is hilarious.

 

[Prevenger17]

8mm
snake eyes
drive angry
justice
next
jiu jitsu
army of one
a score to settle
season of the witch
pay the ghost
trapped in paradise
outcast
211
fire birds

The torture just goes on, he's a one man christmas (/thanks giving) this lad, so much turkey there's left overs for days. It'd have finished anyone else, no one would have been allowed to create so many steaming piles of crap, get paid, and given the green light to go again. Who is his agent?
Nic Coppola is to film what Ali Dia is to football. The absurdity is hilarious.

Rita, I notice you seem to watch a lot of Nic Cage movies for someone who professes to dislike Nic Cage. Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much

 

[Rita_Poon]

Rita, I notice you seem to watch a lot of Nic Cage movies for someone who professes to dislike Nic Cage. Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much

I'm waiting for his 'Citizen Kane' moment, but to get his copy book out of the red and back in the black, he's gonna need about three of em. There has to be a trilogy out there tailor made just for him, multi oscar winners each, return our faith in the movies, the little actor that could....

 

[ClausThomsen]

Con Air - totally Malkovich's film.

I think you'll find that particular film is totally the mullet's film....

 

[Rita_Poon]

'There's a script arrived for you Mr Coppola'

'When's it start shooting?'