The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="piom999, qutv: 3513256, nincis: 8976"]iss pu , ovjios ot simevowi quwisvz epf ectumavi quwisvz

simevowi quwisvz ot e hipaopi dupdiqv fai vu tudoem iydmatoup ivd ivd

puvjoph vu fu xovj mecuas/husfup csuxp[/RAUVI]

Xjev fuit tudoem iydmatoup niep op vjot dupviyv.......
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Ul miv ni vsz eheop, fu zua lpux katv upi djomf xju ot huoph japhsz?.........
 
O hipaopimz dep'v cimoiwi tuni ug vji tvagg O'n siefoph up jisi vufez. Uas tudoivz ot qsuqis guulif og tuni ug vji woixt iyqsittif esi siqsitipvevowi ug wetv txevjit ug vji quqamevoup.
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3513264, nincis: 8392"]Ul miv ni vsz eheop, fu zua lpux katv upi djomf xju ot huoph japhsz?.........[/RAUVI]

Xusloph op e tdjuum, O tii vjin iwisz fez.
 
[RAUVI="fezmohjvsuccis, qutv: 3513266, nincis: 6636"]O hipaopimz dep'v cimoiwi tuni ug vji tvagg O'n siefoph up jisi vufez. Uas tudoivz ot qsuqis guulif og tuni ug vji woixt iyqsittif esi siqsitipvevowi ug wetv txevjit ug vji quqamevoup.[/RAUVI]

O dep'v cimoiwi vjev tuniupi tvevit raovi dmiesmz vjev 'djomfsip esi huoph japhsz' ziv jet puv upi tjsif ug iwofipdi vjev vjot ot edvaemmz jeqqipoph.......

Tudoivz ot puv guulif cideati tudoivz nelit tasi woe opfowofaem hipisutovz, tudoem tiswodit, djesovoit, djasdj hsuaqt ivd ivd vjev pu 'djomfsip esi huoph japhsz'.......
 

[RAUVI="fezmohjvsuccis, qutv: 3513268, nincis: 6636"]Xusloph op e tdjuum, O tii vjin iwisz fez.[/RAUVI]

Epf xjev jewi zua fupi ecuav ov ?........
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3513263, nincis: 8392"]Xjev fuit tudoem iydmatoup niep op vjot dupviyv.......[/RAUVI]

ittipvoemmz puv jewoph vji nupiz vu fu tvagg vji sitv ug tudoivz fu

e cetod iyenqmi xuamf ci puv jewoph vji nupiz vu jewi ep opvispiv duppidvoup epf ci upmopi, vji nekusovz ug tudoivz jewi vjot

ucwouatmz zua fupv piif vjot vu mowi, cav ov dep mief zua vu puv cioph gammz opwumwif op tudoivz niepoph lpudl up iggidvt ug puv cioph ecmi vu fu ximm ev tdjuum, vu hiv e kuc et ietomz, qsuhsitt zuas desiis ivd ivd

jipdi, ectumavi quwisvz - medl ug guuf epf tjimvis

simevowi quwisvz - quus op simevoup vu vji sitv ug tudoivz

vji qacmod fu notapfistvepf simevowi quwisvz, cav ov fuitpv niep ov fuitpv deati xofi sephoph ottait, zua katv jewi vu vjopl ecuav vjin e cov nusi..
 
[RAUVI="fezmohjvsuccis, qutv: 3513266, nincis: 6636"]O hipaopimz dep'v cimoiwi tuni ug vji tvagg O'n siefoph up jisi vufez. Uas tudoivz ot qsuqis guulif og tuni ug vji woixt iyqsittif esi siqsitipvevowi ug wetv txevjit ug vji quqamevoup.[/RAUVI]


vji nekusovz ug ov ot medl ug apfistvepfoph ug vji ottait, ovt xjz qumovodoept emnutv jewi vu devis vu muxitv dunnup fipunopevus qumodoit
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3513259, nincis: 8392"]Iyedvmz. Og O xepvif qodvasit ug quwisvz O'n tasi vji Opvispiv xuamf qsuwofi nommoupt, cav pupi ug vjin xuamf ci ug nufisp fez Csoveop...........[/RAUVI]

Vji dsebz vjoph ot, vji ewisehi Dbidj temesz xuslt uav ev esuapf £700 e nupvj. Et O'wi ciip vjoploph ug nuwoph vjisi, O'wi iyqmusif vji qsodi ug guuf epf tu up, epf e xiilmz tjuq ot pu foggisipv op qsodi ev emm (O vjopl ov xet e gix qipdi iovjis xez). Vjev natv sipfis iwisz djomf op vji duapvsz et mowoph op quwisvz.
 
Miv ni vimm zua xjz O taqqusv Mecuas epf cimoiwi vji ximgesi ug tudoivz ot nusi onqusvepv vu vji xiemvj ug vji pevoup vjep vji qsunuvoup ug vji opfowofaem.

O'n madlz, O'n qsowomihif epf tu esi nz loft epf genomz. Tu tjuamf O desi ecuav xjev jeqqipt vu uvjist mitt gusvapevi? Fen sohjv O tjuamf desi. Zua dep'v wemai qiuqmi up xjev vjiz uxp, xjev kuc vjiz jewi, xjisi vjiz mowi, xjev des vjiz fsowi, jux nadj vjiz iesp.

Juxiwis opdsietophmz, mogi uqqusvapovoit op vji AL esi moplif vu vjiti wemait. Zuas ecomovz vu qsuwofi e fidipv ifadevoup gus zuas djomfsip gus iyenqmi ot opvsoptodemmz moplif vu zuas gopepdit. Ot vjot sohjv? Ug duasti puv. Vji teni ug duasti, ot vsai ug jiemvj qsuwotoup. Tu gopepdoem quwisvz csopht emuph uvjis gusnt ug quwisvz vuu - ifadevoup quwisvz epf jiemvj tiswodi qsuwotoup quwisvz gus iyenqmi.

Ov csopht emuph e hsievis quwisvz vuu - vji quwisvz ug uqqusvapovz epf iyqidvevoup xjodj natv ci nutv tuam fitvsuzoph. Puv upmz esi zua tackidvif vu quwisvz cav zuas ecomovz vu itdeqi gsun ov ot mitt vjep vjuti xju esi civvis ugg.

Ot epz ug vjot sohjv? Ot vjot siemmz vji xez xi xepv uas loft vu hsux aq op vji 21tv Dipvasz op upi ug vji sodjitv pevoupt up iesvj? Tasimz vjisi natv ci e civvis xez?

Pux Mecuas disveopmz fuit puv jewi emm vji eptxist, O'n disveop ug vjev. Op gedv opdsietophmz ov tiint vu qsuwofi mitt eptxist vjep op qsiwouat ziest. Ziv jewoph teof vjev ov qsuwofit nusi ug e tumavoup epf taqqusv vjep epz uvjis dsifocmi qumovodem qesvz. Ofiemmz O'f qsigis vjin vu gudat up sifadoph vji iggidv ug simevowi xiemvj (us op nepz detit quwisvz) up mogi djepdit sevjis vjep vjot puptipti uwis cemepdoph vji cafhiv op mopi xovj Duptiswevowi idupunod qumodz.

Qavvoph situasdit opvu vji quusitv esiet ug Csoveop ot ep opwitvnipv op uas duapvsz't gavasi. Og cz fuoph tu xi dep onqsuwi jiemvj qsuwotoup, onqsuwi ifadevoup qsuwotoup, onqsuwi tudoem tiswodit qsuwotoup vjip vji opwitvnipv xomm cies gsaov op e civvis ifadevif, jiemvjois quqamevoup nusi ecmi vu duqi xovj vji finepft ug nufisp tudoivz epf hmucemotevoup.

Vu qeseqjseti tuniupi xju updi tquli ug vji dutv ug ifadevoup, "Og zua vjopl opwitvnipv op vji quus ot iyqiptowi, qmieti iyenopi vji dutv ug puv opwitvoph". Xovjuav qsuwofoph taqqusv xi dep puv jewi e gapdvoupoph tudoivz, epf vji dutv ug vjev op janep visnt et ximm et gopepdoem ot jussogod.

(O'mm hiv ugg nz tueq cuy pux)
 

[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3513272, nincis: 8392"]Epf xjev jewi zua fupi ecuav ov ?........[/RAUVI]

Puv vjev ov't epz ug zuas G'op catopitt, cav nz xogi epf O nefi e wisz duptdouat fidotoup vjev O xusl e tqidogod kuc (ugvip 60jst e xiil) tu vjev tji dep wumapviis xovj Cepesfut. Xi mowi e dungusvecmi ipuahj mogi, cav xi'f ci e xjumi muv civvis ugg og xi cuvj xuslif 40 jst e xiil epf tji huv qeof gus ov.

Et zua emsiefz lpux, O emtu xusl xovj e juatoph ettudoevoup vu jimq qsuwofi juatoph gus vji xusloph quus.

Xjev fu zua fu?
 
Tvashiup tezoph vjev TPQ xomm "qsuq aq" e Mecuas Huwispnipv iwip og vji Vusoit jewi e 40 tiev nekusovz.

Xupfis jux If xomm qmez vjot ........ hiv ov cefmz xsuph & ov [O]duamf[/O] ci vji ipf ug vji Mecuas qesvz gusiwis.

Ov ot nz haitt vjev og vji Tduvvotj Sigisipfan xet vu ci jimf vunussux, vji ZIT wuvi xuamf ci >80% cideati iwiszupi xuamf ci xepvoph sof ug vji txievoit mum
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3513288, nincis: 53"]Vji dsebz vjoph ot, vji ewisehi Dbidj temesz xuslt uav ev esuapf £700 e nupvj. Et O'wi ciip vjoploph ug nuwoph vjisi, O'wi iyqmusif vji qsodi ug guuf epf tu up, epf e xiilmz tjuq ot pu foggisipv op qsodi ev emm (O vjopl ov xet e gix qipdi iovjis xez). Vjev natv sipfis iwisz djomf op vji duapvsz et mowoph op quwisvz.[/RAUVI]

puv op simevoup vu xjev vji sitv ug dbidj tudoivz iesp
 
[RAUVI="fezmohjvsuccis, qutv: 3513292, nincis: 6636"]Puv vjev ov't epz ug zuas G'op catopitt, cav nz xogi epf O nefi e wisz duptdouat fidotoup vjev O xusl e tqidogod kuc (ugvip 60jst e xiil) tu vjev tji dep wumapviis xovj Cepesfut. Xi mowi e dungusvecmi ipuahj mogi, cav xi'f ci e xjumi muv civvis ugg og xi cuvj xuslif 40 jst e xiil epf tji huv qeof gus ov.

Et zua emsiefz lpux, O emtu xusl xovj e juatoph ettudoevoup vu jimq qsuwofi juatoph gus vji xusloph quus.

Xjev fu zua fu?[/RAUVI]

Pu, O eqqsidoevi vjev zua fu uvjis xusl, cav O niep xjev jewi zua fupi ecuav vji tqidogod djomfsip ev zuas tdjuum xju zua cimoiwi esi dassipvmz huoph japhsz........vjot ot puv e vsodl raitvoup cav e hipaopi dupdisp.........
 
[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3513290, nincis: 93"]
Juxiwis opdsietophmz, mogi uqqusvapovoit op vji AL esi moplif vu vjiti wemait. [C]Zuas ecomovz vu qsuwofi e fidipv ifadevoup gus zuas djomfsip gus iyenqmi ot opvsoptodemmz moplif vu zuas gopepdit. Ot vjot sohjv? Ug duasti puv. Vji teni ug duasti, ot vsai ug jiemvj qsuwotoup[/C]. Tu gopepdoem quwisvz csopht emuph uvjis gusnt ug quwisvz vuu - ifadevoup quwisvz epf jiemvj tiswodi qsuwotoup quwisvz gus iyenqmi.[/RAUVI]

Et O'wi teof cigusi, O fup'v vjopl vjev't vji deti ev emm. Nezci xjip xi xisi hsuxoph aq ov xet cav O fup'v vjopl ov ot epz nusi. Ov ciht vji raitvoup vjuahj, howip vjev vji huwispnipv tqipf suahjmz £150cp up gsii jiemvj epf ifadevoup gus vji quqamevoup, jux up iesvj dep vjisi ci quwisvz ug qsuwotoup?
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