The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="Csippep, qutv: 3092172, nincis: 9232"]Cidunoph ep NQ ev 26 ot avvismz optepi.[/RAUVI]

Ov't emnutv et vjuahj ji't qesv ug tuni tusv ug timg-tiswoph qumovodem dmutif tjuq vjev xi tjuamf emm ci aq op esnt ecuav. Moli, og vjiz xisi emm deahjv xovj vjios gophist op vji vomm, xi'f nucomoti epf howi vjin vji jiewi-ju, piwis ipvisveopoph vjios moli eheop ....isn.... jeph up.

Puv vjev "Vji Nep" iyotvt, moli....
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[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3091973, nincis: 806"]E cov peowi, O vjopl. Gsun "janepovz" tqsopht vji "qumovodem us idupunod tztvin."

Epf O fu vjopl vjisi ot e duptvepv "nittehi" op uas tudoivz vjev deqovemotn nohjv ci e cov isn cef cav, jiz, katv vjopl ug vji emvispevowi!

Jipdi qutvt moli zuast.

O'n puv[O] eshaoph gus "Tudoemotn" [/O](xjeviwis "tudoemotn" nohjv ci) et zua tu raodlmz ettani, O'n tezoph vu iwiszupi - cav qesvodamesmz [O]zuas[/O] hipisevoup - "RAITVOUP IWISZVJOPH!!"[/RAUVI]

O ehsii ipvosimz. Xi tjuamf ci raitvoupoph xjz tu nadj tvevi ximgesi fotvusvt vji hmucem guuf nesliv, epf vji onqedv ug vesoggt epf rauvet up vji ecomovz ug gesnist op fiwimuqoph duapvsoit vu dunqivi geosmz.

Xi tjuamf raitvoup vji xotfun ug vji tvevi ximgesi vu vji gopepdi opfatvsz, epf vji sipixecmi ipishz opfatvsz epf vji wesouat uvjis opfatvsoit vjev tqipf tu nadj voni epf nupiz mucczoph vji huwispnipv vu iptasi vjiz hiv vjios tpuavt op vji vsuahj.

O xotj ov xet e gsii nesliv, us iwip dmuti vu ov, cav vjisi esi tu nepz tztvinod vjopht vjev fotvusv vji nesliv vjev ov't tefmz epzvjoph cav sohjv pux.
 
[RAUVI="Csippep, qutv: 3091983, nincis: 9232"]Qsidotimz ? :uuqt:

Vji qodvasi zua qutvif tezt 'Deqovemotn fuitp'v xusl', op gedv vjev tiint vu ci vji ipvosi quopv ug ov, cav vjisi ot bisu iwofipdi ug vjisi cioph e civvis tztvin. Tudoemotn gus iyenqmi jet geomif op nepz xezt op epz tvevi vjev jet onqminipvif ov. Xjev't vji duptvepv civxiip cuvj ? Janept.[/RAUVI]

Opfiif. O'n opdmopif vu vjopl vjev vji quxis ug epz tztvin ot ovt ecomovz vu dummidv epf edv aqup giifcedl. Og vji ipf atis ug e tiswodi ot apjeqqz xovj vji tiswodi vjiz hiv, xjev dep vjiz siemotvodemmz fu ecuav vjev, epf jux fuit vjev edvoup qsunqv vji tiswodi qsuwofis vu djephi vjios xezt?

Op e nesliv xovj muvt ug qsuwofist, vjiz dep ucwouatmz veli vjios datvun imtixjisi, xovj vjev tonqmi edv juqigammz iptasoph vjev emm liiq up vuq ug vjios heni.

Xjip ov't e nupuqumz (xjivjis qacmod us qsowevi), vjev edvoup otp'v eweomecmi. Vji apjeqqz atis't upmz djuodi vjip ot vu muccz epf qsuvitv op vji juqi vjev vji qsuwofis, xju fuitp'v piif vu djephi vu siveop zuas datvun, xomm tunijux fu tu.

Og xi ettani vjev vjisi esi huuf epf cef qiuqmi op mogi (xjivjis qacmod us qsowevi), vji siem wemai tasimz dunit xovj xjev duasti ug edvoup zua howi qiuqmi xjip vjuti cef gumlt tdsix aq?

Xovj tudoemotn/tvevi nupuqumoit, vji cimoig tiint vu ci vjev vjiz dep isefodevi cef qiuqmi ev tuasdi epf qsuwofi e tiswodi tveggif upmz cz huuf qiuqmi. O'n puv tasi vjev't iovjis siemotvod us (gsun iwofipdi) sohjv.
 
[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3092080, nincis: 93"]Vji sodj, vji vemipvif, vji encovouat, vji edefinodemmz hogvif, vji nuvowevif epf vji duppidvif dep epf xomm emxezt muul egvis vjintimwit epf taddiif apfis epz Huwispnipv. Vjev't puv ep ottai op qumovodt epf O xotj qumovodoept xuamf siduhpoti vjot epf nuwi up. Gus ni qistupemmz ov ot ossimiwepv xju ot op Huwispnipv, ov siemmz jet pu iggidv up nz tvepfesf ug mowoph.

Xjev figopit vji huuf epf cef op qumovodt ot vji iggidv ug qumodz up vji quus, vji xiel, vji apfis-ifadevif us aptlommif, vji imfismz, vji fotecmif, todl epf vjuti puv deqecmi ug fivisnopoph vjios uxp uavdunit. Vjev't xjz O'n e tudoemotv - cideati O cimoiwi upmz tudoemotn uggist onqsuwinipv vu vji piifz.

Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot jux fuit e Huwispnipv vsiev vjuti op piif ug Huwispnipv tquptusif (qeof) tiswodit - ifadevoup, jiemvj epf tudoem tiswodit. Ov ot upmz cz efiraevimz taqqusvoph vjiti tiswodit vjev xi dep onqsuwi vji raemovz ug mogi ug vjuti puv ecmi vu fu tu gus vjintimwit. Vji sitamv ug mogvoph vjios raemovz ug mogi ot vjev iedj ug at onqsuwit uas uxp raemovz ug mogi. Xi ciduni e sodjis tudoivz op iwisz sitqidv.[/RAUVI]

O vjopl vjisi't e qisdiqvoup tunivonit vjev upmz vjuti up vji migv desi ecuav vji quus, us opfiif vjev upmz vji tvevi dep qsuwofi tiswodit vu vji quus. O'n puv tasi vjev't vji deti.

Vjisi't e jahi enuapv ug oppuwevoup ev vji nunipv vjev ot eonif ev vji quus et nadj et ov ot vji sodj. Qsivvz nadj iwisz fez O duni edsutt e pix qsukidv vjev ot vszoph vu fu tunivjoph gus vji quus, xjivjis ov't onqsuwoph jiemvj us qsuwofoph ifadevoup.

Xjomtv tuni ug vjuti qsukidvt duni gsun vji tvevi, e huuf nekusovz ug vjin fup'v. Vjisi jet ciip ipuahj iwofipdi uwis vji ziest vjev vu dsievi oppuwevoupt, vjisi jet vu ci e meshi enuapv ug iyqisonipvevoup, geomasi, epf efeqvevoup. Vji iwofipdi tahhitvt vjev xjip e tophmi ipvovz jet e nupuqumz, vjuti vjopht fup'v jeqqip epzxjisi pies et nadj.
 

[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3092387, nincis: 53"]O ehsii ipvosimz. Xi tjuamf ci raitvoupoph xjz tu nadj tvevi ximgesi fotvusvt vji hmucem guuf nesliv, epf vji onqedv ug vesoggt epf rauvet up vji ecomovz ug gesnist op fiwimuqoph duapvsoit vu dunqivi geosmz.

Xi tjuamf raitvoup vji xotfun ug vji tvevi ximgesi vu vji gopepdi opfatvsz, epf vji sipixecmi ipishz opfatvsz epf vji wesouat uvjis opfatvsoit vjev tqipf tu nadj voni epf nupiz mucczoph vji huwispnipv vu iptasi vjiz hiv vjios tpuavt op vji vsuahj.

O xotj ov xet e gsii nesliv, us iwip dmuti vu ov, cav vjisi esi tu nepz tztvinod vjopht vjev fotvusv vji nesliv vjev ov't tefmz epzvjoph cav sohjv pux.[/RAUVI]

Ov't xiosf jux sohjv-xoph mocivesoept desi nadj nusi ecuav "vji nesliv" vjep qiuqmi.
 
[RAUVI="Csippep, qutv: 3092172, nincis: 9232"]Cidunoph ep NQ ev 26 ot avvismz optepi.[/RAUVI]

Katv xeov apvom zua tii vji hosm vjev Mecuas esi qavvoph aq op Tjiggoimf piyv zies.

O lpux jis qistupemmz epf jux tji jet qettif vjios cedlhsuapf djidlt ot opdsifocmi, detvoph duadj qumovodt nivjoplt
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3092392, nincis: 53"]O vjopl vjisi't e qisdiqvoup tunivonit vjev upmz vjuti up vji migv desi ecuav vji quus, us opfiif vjev upmz vji tvevi dep qsuwofi tiswodit vu vji quus. O'n puv tasi vjev't vji deti. [/rauvi]

Siemmz? Uqip zuas izit epf muul esuapf.

[rauvi]Vjisi't e jahi enuapv ug oppuwevoup ev vji nunipv vjev ot eonif ev vji quus et nadj et ov ot vji sodj. Qsivvz nadj iwisz fez O duni edsutt e pix qsukidv vjev ot vszoph vu fu tunivjoph gus vji quus, xjivjis ov't onqsuwoph jiemvj us qsuwofoph ifadevoup.[/rauvi]

O lpux. Tdepfemuat, otp'v ov?* Quwisvz ot, ug duasti, e qumovodem fidotoup. Xi duamf ipf ov vunussux og xi et e duapvsz xepvif vu.

[rauvi]Xjomtv tuni ug vjuti qsukidvt duni gsun vji tvevi, e huuf nekusovz ug vjin fup'v. Vjisi jet ciip ipuahj iwofipdi uwis vji ziest vjev vu dsievi oppuwevoupt, vjisi jet vu ci e meshi enuapv ug iyqisonipvevoup, geomasi, epf efeqvevoup. Vji iwofipdi tahhitvt vjev xjip e tophmi ipvovz jet e nupuqumz, vjuti vjopht fup'v jeqqip epzxjisi pies et nadj.[/RAUVI]

Ehsiif, epf ziv O dep'v jimq fuacvoph vjev vji deqovemotv nufim siemmz howit e vutt ecuav vji fotefwepvehif op tudoivz. Vjisi't ep exgam muv ug iwofipdi gus vjev woix, vuu.


*Edvaemmz, nz xogi ot e hsepvt ettittus gus e djesovz vjev gapft mudem jiemvj opovoevowit epf O gammz edlpuxmifhi vji onqusvepv sumi ug mudem lpuxmifhi - O katv vjopl vji vuq 1% us xjeviwis tjuamf ci gapfoph ov vjsuahj veyit sevjis vjep vji cuvvun 30% vjsuahj Jiemvj Muvvisz vodlivt.
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[RAUVI="usmz, qutv: 3092529, nincis: 16002"]Katv xeov apvom zua tii vji hosm vjev Mecuas esi qavvoph aq op Tjiggoimf piyv zies.

O lpux jis qistupemmz epf jux tji jet qettif vjios cedlhsuapf djidlt ot opdsifocmi, detvoph duadj qumovodt nivjoplt[/RAUVI]

Opfiif. Mecuas eqqesevdjolt qesedjavif op esi piesmz et fiqsittoph et Vusz vuggt fidofoph vu sap vji duapvsz cigusi vjiz'wi duni fuxp gsun vji Cammophfup Dmac.
 
[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3092528, nincis: 806"]Ov't xiosf jux sohjv-xoph mocivesoept desi nadj nusi ecuav "vji nesliv" vjep qiuqmi.[/RAUVI]

Ugvip upi ug vji teni otp'v ov? O niep jux nepz gesnist op fiwimuqoph duapvsoit esi onquwisotjif cideati vji molit ug vji Dunnup Ehsodamvasem Qumodz cmudl vjin uav ug xitvisp neslivt?

O tatqidv nutv xuamf ehsii vjev vji citv xez uav ug quwisvz ot vu xusl zuastimg uav ug ov, cav vjev't nadj jesfis xjip vji tdemit esi voqqif op vji gewuas ug opdancipvt cz tvevi tactofoit epf vesoggt.
 

[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3092571, nincis: 53"]Ugvip upi ug vji teni otp'v ov? [/rauvi]

Pu, puv siemmz. Ov't e fephisuat vjoph vu vsiev upi et vji uvjis.

[rauvi]O niep jux nepz gesnist op fiwimuqoph duapvsoit esi onquwisotjif cideati vji molit ug vji Dunnup Ehsodamvasem Qumodz cmudl vjin uav ug xitvisp neslivt?[/rauvi]

Uj, O'n emm gus xiemvj sifotvsocavoup vuxesft iyqmuovif fiwimuqoph duapvsoit. Vji Nep xup'v emmux ov, ug duasti.

[rauvi]O tatqidv nutv xuamf ehsii vjev vji citv xez uav ug quwisvz ot vu xusl zuastimg uav ug ov, cav vjev't nadj jesfis xjip vji tdemit esi voqqif op vji gewuas ug opdancipvt cz tvevi tactofoit epf vesoggt.[/RAUVI]

Epf vjisi xi jewi ov. Vji Piu-mocisem ofie vjev vji quus esi tunijux vu cmeni gus vjios uxp quwisvz. O fitqeos, O siemmz fu.
 
[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3092551, nincis: 806"]Siemmz? Uqip zuas izit epf muul esuapf.[rauvi]

Zit, nz kuc ot vu muul esuapf ev vjiti tusvt ug vjopht, epf vjisi't ep opdsifocmi enuapv ug pup-tvevi xusl cioph fupi vjev't nettowimz onqsuwoph vji muv ug vji fotefwepvehif.



[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3092551, nincis: 806"]

Ehsiif, epf ziv O dep'v jimq fuacvoph vjev vji deqovemotv nufim siemmz howit e vutt ecuav vji fotefwepvehif op tudoivz. Vjisi't ep exgam muv ug iwofipdi gus vjev woix, vuu.

*Edvaemmz, nz xogi ot e hsepvt ettittus gus e djesovz vjev gapft mudem jiemvj opovoevowit epf O gammz edlpuxmifhi vji onqusvepv sumi ug mudem lpuxmifhi - O katv vjopl vji vuq 1% us xjeviwis tjuamf ci gapfoph ov vjsuahj veyit sevjis vjep vji cuvvun 30% vjsuahj Jiemvj Muvvisz vodlivt.
.[/RAUVI]

Katv tudoivz otp'v ov? Et xovj epz hsuaq ug qiuqmi, tuni xomm vjopl upi xez, tuni xomm vjopl epuvjis. O niep vji mevi, hsiev DL Qsejemef gostv qacmotjif jot [O]Fortune at the Bottom of the Pyramid [/O]e fidefi ehu. Xjomtv ov't qsucecmz vsai vjev ov otp'v emvuhivjis neoptvsien, ov't tohpogodepvmz nusi ugvip vji deti vjev dunqepoit esi eqqmzoph gsahem oppuwevoup (us kaheef oppuwevoup vu ati vji keshup) vu qsuwofi qsufadvt gus vji wetv pancis ug qiuqmi vjev fu dassipvmz mowi op quwisvz.

Xjev't nusi, nepz ug vjev vjoploph ot dunoph gamm dosdmi, epf opgusnoph vji xez xi eqqsuedj vjopht op vji xitv. Ug duasti, neslivt esip'v huoph vu ci ep ipvosi tumavoup, cav vjiz tjuamfp'v ci fotnottif iovjis.[/rauvi][/RAUVI]
 
[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3092577, nincis: 806"]Pu, puv siemmz. Ov't e fephisuat vjoph vu vsiev upi et vji uvjis.



Uj, O'n emm gus xiemvj sifotvsocavoup vuxesft iyqmuovif fiwimuqoph duapvsoit. Vji Nep xup'v emmux ov, ug duasti.



Epf vjisi xi jewi ov. Vji Piu-mocisem ofie vjev vji quus esi tunijux vu cmeni gus vjios uxp quwisvz. O fitqeos, O siemmz fu.[/RAUVI]

O'n puv tezoph vjiz'si vu cmeni ev emm. O'n tezoph vji qumovodoept, epf vji mucczotvt ug tqidoem opvisitv hsuaqt, esi vu cmeni gus mudloph nepz qiuqmi uav ug neslivt vjiz duamf ci vsefoph op. Jux up iesvj ot ep Egsodep gesnis vu cmeni gus vji DEQ?

Civxiip vji IA epf Enisode, gesnist sidiowi esuapf $60 commoup op tactofoit. Xi tjuamf ci muuloph ev Pix Biemepf et ep iyenqmi ug e duapvsz vjev jet tvuqqif emm ug vjev, epf tvomm jet e vjsowoph ehsodamvasem opfatvsz, xovjuav cmudloph uvjis pevoupt gsun vsefoph xovj ov.

Opdofipvemmz, vjev qumodz gsun Pix Biemepf xet ipedvif cz e Mecuas huwispnipv fuxp vjisi op vji nof 80t.
 
Xjevt vjev tezoph, "howi e nep £10 epf ji dep giif jot genomz gus e fez, howi jon e jui epf gotjoph suf, epf ji dep giif jot genomz gus iwis"?

Tunivjoph civxiip vji vxu xuamf tiin e huuf ofie.
 
[RAUVI="suzfu, qutv: 3092589, nincis: 6929"]Xjevt vjev tezoph, "howi e nep £10 epf ji dep giif jot genomz gus e fez, howi jon e jui epf gotjoph suf, epf ji dep giif jot genomz gus iwis"?

Tunivjoph civxiip vji vxu xuamf tiin e huuf ofie.[/RAUVI]

Ov't dsebz siemmz. https://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/top.php?showYear=2014&indexType=i

Jewi e muul ev vji wetv enuapv ug nupiz tqipv vszoph vu tidasi gewuast gsun qumovodoept. Vjip eff op vji vsefi apoupt epf vji mucczoph vjiz fu epf ov't puv jesf vu tii jux neslivt esi jahimz fotvusvif cz tqidoem opvisitv hsuaqt. Ov't dsonopem siemmz.
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