The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

[Walken]

Jeremy Clarkson should not be asked to be funny while reading things off a teleprompter

He should be asked to be grouchy and cutting while interviewing a terrified politician

he should be doused in petrol and set alight live on tv

 

[Librarian]

The "@davek exit poll" should be with us in 10 mins.

We can all go to bed then.

If life has thought me anything it's that, it doesn't matter when the exit poll get's released, she can still get pregnant.

 

[Groucho]

The "@davek exit poll" should be with us in 10 mins.

We can all go to bed then.

I was going to suggest something like that but got sidetracked in work.

 

[bigbadjeff]

I see Ashcroft's last national poll has the race tied at 33% each to Lab/Con. That's from his prediction 10 days ago of a 6% Con lead.

I'm sure he makes it up as he goes along. Tory beaut.


All the polls are now converged at neck and neck and the forecasters have all seemed to move a little toward the Tory small majority party prediction (short of a majority and relying on their LD serfs and the backing of a party representing paramilitaries in N.I.). The Tories: still classy after all these years.

It WILL be interesting to see if the famed 'swingback' does happen, btw. I've been making my prediction on that basis all along too. If it doesn't come (and it's factored into the forecasts I mention already) the Tories are in big trouble.

Which party ' Backing paramilitaries ' are we talking about Dave, that is VERY inflammatory language which I would like you to justify.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Well… That’s our state sanctioned ration of democracy over with for another five years. Looks like its back to huge crowds shouting at empty buildings demanding justice and being baton charged by the Police again for everyone.

 

[The Esk]

Champagne socialist perhaps, but have put a bottle in the fridge if results are going the right way...

 

[Pat's Van]

bondage fetishists of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains !!

 

[Mrk]

WHAT!!!

 

[Mrk]

Tories on 319!!!!!

 

[Tubey]

JESUS!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Paxman struggling here. Really struggling. This is just not his thing

 

[Tubey]

Oh my word, that is a corker of a poll...

 

[Mrk]

That is staggering! It can't be true?!!

 

[evilwebby]

Stunning Exit poll. Just stunning. Let's see if it's accurate.

 

[Jib in lad]

No chance.