The Ashes 2023

[Kev The Rat]

Kev desperate for rain here to salvage his tattered rep

Nope, I said I thought England would win this, and they would but the rain has scuppered it obviously

But thats going to be 8 consecutive years of the Ashes being held by the Aussies now. Shameful indictment.

 

[Walken]

Kev getting his rain dance on, desperate stuff from a collapsed crypto king. Shameful indictment

 

[Charro]

Nope, I said I thought England would win this, and they would but the rain has scuppered it obviously

But thats going to be 8 consecutive years of the Ashes being held by the Aussies now. Shameful indictment.

There’s a window today where we could get some play in and tomorrow looks a bit more promising.

You don’t really understand the game so think we need two full days to win.

We dont, we just need a few hours which we will hopefully get.

 

[Kev The Rat]

There’s a window today where we could get some play in and tomorrow looks a bit more promising.

You don’t really understand the game so think we need two full days to win.

We dont, we just need a few hours which we will hopefully get.

TBH I have just been looking at the betting markets which suggests we have 2 chances, slim and none.

Obviously you know more than they do though.

 

[Walken]

The average odds for a draw is 4/9, the average odds for an England win is 13/8

Can't even get 2/1 to on an England win but fabulous mathematician Kev has that as slim to none

 

[Kev The Rat]

The average odds for a draw is 4/9, the average odds for an England win is 13/8

Can't even get 2/1 to on an England win but fabulous mathematician Kev has that as slim to none

Alright, slim then.

 

[Charro]

TBH I have just been looking at the betting markets which suggests we have 2 chances, slim and none.

Obviously you know more than they do though.

I know we just need a few hours to have a good chance of winning and the forecast shows that might be possible.

I’m certainly not calling the result already like you are.

 

[Walken]

I know we just need a few hours to have a good chance of winning and the forecast shows that might be possible.

I’m certainly not calling the result already like you are.

He's admitted he just looks at the odds and hasn't watched the game, lets just say he has been wrong before.

 

[jazzy]

Sadly , I'm forced to agree with Kev on this one.

A "normal " weather forecast or one which even gave us just 2 sessions of play in the final 2 days would result in an England win 9 times out of 10.

But as I'm sat here 25 miles or so from OT with the rain absolutely lashing down and looking at the forecast for the next 2 days I'd say there is precious little chance of enough play to take 6 more wickets.

That's a shame because England are clearly the better team and have been utterly ruthless and dominant.

 

[McBain]

Unlike Australia who hired a proven racist, Darren Lehman, as their coach a few years back.

One moment versus a deep rooted establishment.

Hardly a comparison and telling the Clique has endorsed this.

 

[Milk]

I wouldn’t want to be one of the umpires … England would be happy to go out on a wet outfield, Australia wouldn’t want to go out in bright sunshine

 

[Connor]

Think it’s a disgrace these desperate Aussies are scared of a bit of rain

 

[PITA]

The average odds for a draw is 4/9, the average odds for an England win is 13/8

Can't even get 2/1 to on an England win but fabulous mathematician Kev has that as slim to none

If Kev The Mouse was a bookie we'd all be driving Porsches.

 

[PITA]

Alright, slim then.

Flip flop.

 

[Charro]

Flip flop.

He said England win a few pages back.

Probably just found out rain stops play.