The Ashes 2023

[DavidH]

Get yer Chopper out




She's fuming with me, she wants me to go to a BBQ at her mates tomorrow and she's just walked in the living room and asked if this was The Ashes. All I said was yes. Well actually "yeah" but that was it, nothing else, I even looked up to say it. Slamming a few things round in the kitchen "What's up with you?" "Well I wanted you to come tomorrow but no doubt you'll want to sit there and watch this all day" I said I haven't even said anything???? "Do what you want" then stormed upstairs.

Now one of two things is happening here, either a) I've been struck by lightning in my sleep and she's up there reasoning with herself thinking "You know what, if he wants to watch it let him and don't give him hard time over it, we always do things with my mates let him have this one" or b) She's going to message me/come down and ask me what I'd rather do and we all know what that means.

I'm praying for rain tomorrow. Rain here not at the cricket that is.

 

[DavidH]

Castlemaine 4x. Forgot that even existed. Threshers used to do 8 cans for a fiver. What they should have done is sell two gallons of nan wee for 6 quid. No business acumen whatsoever.

 

[steven]

How did the umpire not give that haha

 

[Moomin]

How did the umpire not give that haha

Even i saw that and I'm watching on my phone while working

 

[PITA]

How did the umpire not give that haha

Crawley must have known. Should have walked.

 

[Connor]

Oh well, time for the Yorkshire counter-act after lunch

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Castlemaine 4x. Forgot that even existed. Threshers used to do 8 cans for a fiver. What they should have done is sell two gallons of nan wee for 6 quid. No business acumen whatsoever.

it’s the guys voice at the end that makes it

 

[ToffeeTim]

For all the criticism they got, the Aussies got their tactics spot on. Picked up 3 wickets and kept scoring a good bit under 5.

Australia definitely ahead with that wicket. Looks like a 400 pitch

 

[BigMick]

Crawley batted beautifully, out to a good ball. Erasmus must have been thinking about what he was having for lunch to miss that nick.

Aussies happy with 3 wickets in that session.

 

[Charro]

Get yer Chopper out




She's fuming with me, she wants me to go to a BBQ at her mates tomorrow and she's just walked in the living room and asked if this was The Ashes. All I said was yes. Well actually "yeah" but that was it, nothing else, I even looked up to say it. Slamming a few things round in the kitchen "What's up with you?" "Well I wanted you to come tomorrow but no doubt you'll want to sit there and watch this all day" I said I haven't even said anything???? "Do what you want" then stormed upstairs.

Now one of two things is happening here, either a) I've been struck by lightning in my sleep and she's up there reasoning with herself thinking "You know what, if he wants to watch it let him and don't give him hard time over it, we always do things with my mates let him have this one" or b) She's going to message me/come down and ask me what I'd rather do and we all know what that means.

I'm praying for rain tomorrow. Rain here not at the cricket that is.

This happened to me with the Stokes innings.

Sitting on the dock eating a salted caramel ice cream missing the single greatest innings of all time.

God bless you brother. We stand with you.

 

[DavidH]

This happened to me with the Stokes innings.

Sitting on the dock eating a salted caramel ice cream missing the single greatest innings of all time.

God bless you brother. We stand with you.

Otis Redding over here.


Thanks mate, solidarity brother

 

[DuuuncanHadaPigeon]

Crawley batted beautifully, out to a good ball. Erasmus must have been thinking about what he was having for lunch to miss that nick.

Aussies happy with 3 wickets in that session.

crawley needs to turn those innings into big scores, still not convinced by him.

 

[DavidH]

Come on Ben

 

[ste d' indica]

Arse.

'kin weird way to go.

 

[Wizard]

That is just ridiculously bad luck