The Banned Obituaries

[orly]

I am going to make a CONFESSION.

I sometimes miss Twain. Not Frank, not Dougie, but sometimes Twain. When he briefly returned as @Sword of the Morning , my heart, it soared

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Hang on, I’ve called loads of stuff? I called Manuel Pellegrini flopping at West Ham from the moment he walked through the door, as one example. I’ve also called things wrong, like Ronald Koeman being a good manager, and you not being a red.

Now THIS is the cleansing and healing people want to see.

All good stuff.

See, I did think Newcastle would absolutely crash and burn this season. I also stepped off the DCL train in about October and kept faith with Marco Silva long afer i should have... But watch this one simple trick that let's everybody see I am acing in good faith when I deride, mock or question others opinions.

I WAS WRONG.

Try it some time.

I was absolutely wrong about West Ham, mate. I've been wrong about loads of stuff. It's myth that I'm seemingly unable or unwilling to admit that.

 

[MikeH72]

Now THIS is the cleansing and healing people want to see.

All good stuff.



I was absolutely wrong about West Ham, mate. I've been wrong about loads of stuff. It's myth that I'm seemingly unable or unwilling to admit that.

Why do you seem determined not to admit you’re the previously banned poster Cookachoo then?

 

[Efcjake]

Now THIS is the cleansing and healing people want to see.

All good stuff.



I was absolutely wrong about West Ham, mate. I've been wrong about loads of stuff. It's myth that I'm seemingly unable or unwilling to admit that.

The vaults definitely agree with you there mate.

 

[peteblue]

This thread reminds me of this guy....

 

[Connor]

I am going to make a CONFESSION.

I sometimes miss Twain. Not Frank, not Dougie, but sometimes Twain. When he briefly returned as @Sword of the Morning , my heart, it soared

He is not a terrible person on Twitter I must say

Tedious on here like

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Why do you seem determined not to admit you’re the previously banned poster Cookachoo then?

Because I obviously know that I'm not that account lol or Jin or Robertor or any of the other ones i've heard that's been chucked about for ages.

And no amount of circumstantial evidence about grammar and workplaces is going to change that. I have no way of proving that I'm not that person, so I won't try to.

If you, and others, as a result of this continue to think that I am, then I'm fine with that too. Seems a bit of a pointless stalemate, so I'd prefer to move on to discussing something more productive.

 

[orly]

He is not a terrible person on Twitter I must say

Tedious on here like

He basically turned the Ale House into a warzone by posting inane rubbish about doing a jig.

His last few posts were mayhem

 

[Yarrgh]

I don't think it's the bloke I'm thinking of. Though there was a blue who worked on the disabled platform at OT when I was there. Can't see him coming on here, mind. I don't think he worked in recruitment either, unfortunately. I got somewhat excited there.

I apologise but...

 

[MikeH72]

Because I obviously know that I'm not that account lol or Jin or Robertor or any of the other ones i've heard that's been chucked about for ages.

And no amount of circumstantial evidence about grammar and workplaces is going to change that. I have no way of proving that I'm not that person, so I won't try to.

If you, and others, as a result of this continue to think that I am, then I'm fine with that too. Seems a bit of a pointless stalemate, so I'd prefer to move on to discussing something more productive.

Forget Jin or Robertor, this is a different level entirely. Doesn’t matter how much you deny it, every single person who’s viewed this thread knows who you are. Every “controversial” post you make from now on can just be shot down with “be quiet Cookachoo”

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Every “controversial” post you make from now on can just be shot down with “be quiet Cookachoo”

Yeah, that doesn't feel very nice.

That certainly would put me >back in my box<, I guess.

Please don't do that.

 

[Yarrgh]

Couldn't inform the next of kin either, the wife is made up (in every sense).

She'd certainly feel deflated.

 

[MikeH72]

Yeah, that doesn't feel very nice.

That certainly would put me >back in my box<, I guess.

Please don't do that.

Unfortunately Cooks, your edgy alternative takes are rendered meaningless from this point on. You have no WUM game anymore. It’s over.

 

[MikeH72]

Couldn't inform the next of kin either, the wife is made up (in every sense).

Made up as in happy or made up like the injuries to Diop, Haller and Anderson were in your head?

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Made up as in happy or made up like the injuries to Diop, Haller and Anderson were in your head?

Made up as in my wife, my alliegance to Everton, my tatty old Danka shirt in the garage and anything else I've said. All massive fibs, fabricated in my head.

*apparently*