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The bomb shelter thread.

Bohemian Toffee said:
Got the basis of my multi's next avatar ready to go

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This image came up while searching for @Daveysgingerlovechild avatar suggestions, but it's so good I am keeping it for myself.

Introducing Future England Captain, somehow even less funny than me, but with added super Bloo vision
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All this talk of multis is very daring with the current mod levels, itchy trigger fingers on ban hammers aots.

However if you do ever see a Deirdre Barlow avatar, it’s definitely not me.

 

larbert toffee said:
Everything else is being blamed on coronavirus this madness on here can be firmly placed at Everton's door but as frustrating(more than ever) as it is at the moment it's great to be an Evertonian.
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It's a good question. Is it worse because match day blues can get straight on the forum and vent rather having a post match pub chat?

Or has the pent up frustration of lockdowns, isolation, plans being on hold etc made folk a bit more rabid? I guess GOT is a better outlet than torching their own house* or suchlike.

*never crossed my mind after an Ev loss. Honest.
 
Daveysgingerlovechild said:
It's a good question. Is it worse because match day blues can get straight on the forum and vent rather having a post match pub chat?

Or has the pent up frustration of lockdowns, isolation, plans being on hold etc made folk a bit more rabid? I guess GOT is a better outlet than torching their own house* or suchlike.

*never crossed my mind after an Ev loss. Honest.
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To be honest I never felt as bad all season as after the Blades match, I just stayed off the fume threads and watched xhamster.
 
Haven't been on GOT since Sunday night for obvious reasons. Foolishly ventured into the Ancelotti thread today. Kinell! Absolute carnage in there since the match. Two bans, one for Butters latest reincarnation and another that proves that Magners and Magnums don't mix, even if you try to sleep it off. Phil just carried on where he left off the following morning lol

We then had Siggy's biggest fan talking about gut flopping, which apparently is the smacking sound an oversized belly makes when it's slapped onto your sexual partner :Blink: No, me neither. Dazed, I then staggered into the transfer thread (never a good idea), and when I started to think the Statto Reptile was talking sense, I knew I was in trouble, so decided to seek refuge here.

I'll be no trouble. I just need a quiet corner, where I can mutter soothing mantras to myself as I rock back and forth.

Any poppers left?

No? Monster Munch?
 
Bluetintedspecs said:
Haven't been on GOT since Sunday night for obvious reasons. Foolishly ventured into the Ancelotti thread today. Kinell! Absolute carnage in there since the match. Two bans, one for Butters latest reincarnation and another that proves that Magners and Magnums don't mix, even if you try to sleep it off. Phil just carried on where he left off the following morning lol

We then had Siggy's biggest fan talking about gut flopping, which apparently is the smacking sound an oversized belly makes when it's slapped onto your sexual partner :Blink: No, me neither. Dazed, I then staggered into the transfer thread (never a good idea), and when I started to think the Statto Reptile was talking sense, I knew I was in trouble, so decided to seek refuge here.

I'll be no trouble. I just need a quiet corner, where I can mutter soothing mantras to myself as I rock back and forth.

Any poppers left?

No? Monster Munch?
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@Gwladysover is usually good for a hot drink, biccies and some quality street.

Poppers and corn snacks arrive in bulk on match days normally.

Pull up a bean bag and avoid current affairs, agent Z is multiquoting Twitter.
 
Bluetintedspecs said:
Haven't been on GOT since Sunday night for obvious reasons. Foolishly ventured into the Ancelotti thread today. Kinell! Absolute carnage in there since the match. Two bans, one for Butters latest reincarnation and another that proves that Magners and Magnums don't mix, even if you try to sleep it off. Phil just carried on where he left off the following morning lol

We then had Siggy's biggest fan talking about gut flopping, which apparently is the smacking sound an oversized belly makes when it's slapped onto your sexual partner :Blink: No, me neither. Dazed, I then staggered into the transfer thread (never a good idea), and when I started to think the Statto Reptile was talking sense, I knew I was in trouble, so decided to seek refuge here.

I'll be no trouble. I just need a quiet corner, where I can mutter soothing mantras to myself as I rock back and forth.

Any poppers left?

No? Monster Munch?
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Good summary. Congratulations on making it and not drowning in the pish.

Have a huff of pop i have one hidden. Dont tell the guys and a packet of Tayto Crisps.
 

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
*strolls in wearing 'free Mo' t-shirt

Getting weird out there ain't it? Can pick up some crap clothes though. Bit like a duff freshers fair.
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I went into the Israel/Palestine thread and Julius Streicher would have considered giving some of the posters a job - absolute bonkers.

Did Nostradamus predict the world was going to end very soon by any chance? Because it's all definitely going a little bit Pete Tong.
 

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