The bomb shelter thread.

[Death]

I’m not...

 

[Devanski]

 

[Death]

Proper bed-wetter trend we've started for them.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Proper bed-wetter trend we've started for them.

Hey this is the bomb shelter thread, more frandly and less fiendly please.

 

[Death]

Hey this is the bomb shelter thread, more frandly and less fiendly please.

Sorry binman. Claustrophobia can do that. You see that yellow tinge coming in the window? That's not the sun setting, we are submerged in a million tones of urine. The shelter has morphed into a Submarine.

 

[Yarrgh]

@JimmyJeffers is just overseeing the installation of the Liquid Gold tower so we’ll be alright for air fresheners.

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Is that the badge for next season's kit? Hummel have outdone themselves again.

Tempted to ask for admittance but then remember someone refused scampi fries as an acceptable snack earlier in the thread. Back out into the Apocalypse I go to deal with the pro-Mo-bros.

 

[COYBL25]

Who will be next for the ban hammer tonight ?

Will it be a previously sound poster, who`s found a cheap and easy way to mimic the effects of Crystal Meth, by mixing cider and ice cream Magnums ?

Or, someone who joined in 2016, has a dubious posting history and only ever posts after a defeat ?

 

[COYBL25]

Is that the badge for next season's kit? Hummel have outdone themselves again.

Tempted to ask for admittance but then remember someone refused scampi fries as an acceptable snack earlier in the thread. Back out into the Apocalypse I go to deal with the pro-Mo-bros.

The aroma produced by Scampi Fries, is simply not acceptable in a closed environment.

 

[Jimishorts]

someone refused scampi fries as an acceptable snack

That was a cunning ruse to be sure the masses consumed all the Pringles while the good stuff could be stockpiled.

The aroma produced by Scampi Fries, is simply not acceptable in a closed environment.

I’ll think you’ll find @JimmyJeffers has solved the issue with the newly installed industrial room oderiser.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The aroma produced by Scampi Fries, is simply not acceptable in a closed environment.

I'm not disagreeing, but this policy is on unsound ground when you consider the amount of poppers and frazzles consumed down here.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

And to be honest I'd take scampi over the pervasive stench if urine outside. Soooo poweful. It's almost like we've invented a dry piss dungeon.

 

[Jimishorts]

I'm not disagreeing, but this policy is on unsound ground when you consider the amount of poppers and frazzles consumed down here.

Would this be a good time to tell everyone our order of Surströmming has arrived Davey?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Would this be a good time to tell everyone our order of Surströmming has arrived Davey?

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Shhhhhhh

 

[larbert toffee]

The aroma produced by Scampi Fries, is simply not acceptable in a closed environment.

Pork scratchings it is then, I'm bringing a box, I'll share a packet then I'm going to pig it.

 

[Jimishorts]

Shhhhhhh

I’ll be needing those scampi fries to stick up my hooter before cracking open that bad boy.