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The bomb shelter thread.

What's your biscuit of choice, Jimmy?
Hmm tough question. Part of me wants to say communion wafer to keep with my catholic upbringing but the other half wants to say a massive block of pure Moroccan soapbar to keep with my piglet side. I’m going to meet somewhere in the middle and say nice biscuits with a nice hot cup of carling.
 
Was there some sort of catastrophe out there? And why is someone sleeping my top-bunk? And where are there people sitting on the floor looking dazed? And where is my little foot-locker that contained my hobnobs, comic books, and my keys. What is going on?
What do you need keys for? What is there left to return to?

That world, of property, security, things of value and worth are gone now. So much dust.

Also, @COYBL25 has the answers to all your hobnob related enquiries.
 

Hmm tough question. Part of me wants to say communion wafer to keep with my catholic upbringing but the other half wants to say a massive block of pure Moroccan soapbar to keep with my piglet side. I’m going to meet somewhere in the middle and say nice biscuits with a nice hot cup of carling.

Both those choices sound like drugs
 

Having researched this extensively over many years chocolate chip cookies are the best dunking biscuits. Hold their consistency post dunking and the partially melted chocolate chips give an unexpected moment of joy. Everton's midfield could take lessons from chocolate chip cookies.

Digestive biscuits a close second

Rubbish dunking: ginger biscuits, behave like a sponge, - no change in consistency, the brew of choice just seems to fill holes that you never knew were there. Another Everton midfield comparison.
 

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