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The bomb shelter thread.

BigStatIguana's ramblings in the stadium thread have cheered me up no end.
We had an epic back on fourth 2 days ago about how lucky we are to have him and that if he held out he would have his choice of top clubs. He disagreed strongly I pwned him about it for 5 pages. But would not admit defeat. 2 days later the one and only Real Madrid to topest of the top have just taken him in. Yet he chugs on. Punch drunk. It's fine if your a wum. But the bozo takes him very seriously. Self awareness none existent.
 
At this rate we could soon end up with a


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Ralf Ragnarok!
 

We had an epic back on fourth 2 days ago about how lucky we are to have him and that if he held out he would have his choice of top clubs. He disagreed strongly I pwned him about it for 5 pages. But would not admit defeat. 2 days later the one and only Real Madrid to topest of the top have just taken him in. Yet he chugs on. Punch drunk. It's fine if your a wum. But the bozo takes him very seriously. Self awareness none existent.

The man is a machine, he never sleeps lol
 
We had an epic back on fourth 2 days ago about how lucky we are to have him and that if he held out he would have his choice of top clubs. He disagreed strongly I pwned him about it for 5 pages. But would not admit defeat. 2 days later the one and only Real Madrid to topest of the top have just taken him in. Yet he chugs on. Punch drunk. It's fine if your a wum. But the bozo takes him very seriously. Self awareness none existent.


If you’ve ever seen the tv series of What we do in the Shadows, he’s like the energy vampire, Colin Robinson, who feeds of the negative energy caused by him boring people to death !5F064013-E6C0-4F24-B14D-83E7C0535620.jpeg
 

Having researched this extensively over many years chocolate chip cookies are the best dunking biscuits. Hold their consistency post dunking and the partially melted chocolate chips give an unexpected moment of joy. Everton's midfield could take lessons from chocolate chip cookies.

Digestive biscuits a close second

Rubbish dunking: ginger biscuits, behave like a sponge, - no change in consistency, the brew of choice just seems to fill holes that you never knew were there. Another Everton midfield comparison.
Digestives are number 1 clearly.

The real question is this

 

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