The bomb shelter thread.

[Dutch Toffee]

I leave you lot for a few hours and come back to find a giant thumb rampaging around causing a right mess.

On washing duty tonight.

Next bedwetter please!

 

[john jako]

The bomb shelter got infiltrated by a plotter today. He was rousingly sent packing. Strong work. Stay safe lids.

 

[Devanski]

The bomb shelter got infiltrated by a plotter today. He was rousingly sent packing. Strong work. Stay safe lids.

Shelter secure... tracker clear.

 

[cronullasharks]

Every time the moyes shouts trick me into thinking ill take almost anybody else as a manager rather than actually having a clear minded think about it

Everytime regardless of what he's been up.....id have moyes back...he'd sort them out....it must be one of most dull Everton related opinions that exists

I'm staying in here for a bit. Is there any limoncello in the freezer?

Haa!! Like we can afford a freezer. Our drinks are kept warm in buckets of urine wrung out from bedsheets.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Thumb in a blue tracksuit visitation! So sorry I missed the pleasure of his company!

It is absolutely mental out there isn't it?

 

[Death]

1234 I just missed a thumb bore

 

[nsno-chris]

Give me NEEEEEG REP

I beg of you mods

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Thumb in a blue tracksuit visitation! So sorry I missed the pleasure of his company!

It is absolutely mental out there isn't it?

I'm hoping the storm takes a few of the plotters with it, but I am staying here until we appoint Hasenhüttl for the giggles.

 

[marnie]

If nuno gets the gig lads am scared I will become a nuno plotter. I hate his weathered little head.

His chin looks like an 80's porn stars minge. Works for me .

 

[NathDogg]

The shelter is taking a battering from the multiple, random, boring manger/moan about everton thread warheads that are being rained down upon us.

Luckily, they are all so weak, innefective and dull (like many of the proposed managers in fact) they are doing no damage.

I think the phrase I'm looking for is all fart, no sh1t...which closely describes my last visit to the latrine - please accept my apologies.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Made the mistake of wandering into E sector.

Don’t mind me but I’m going to sit in the corner and sob quietly for a bit.

 

[bluerobert]

Does it reflect badly on me that sometimes I like to take a little look through E sector just to feel better about myself?

 

[Terrarian]

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I'm getting worried about this lot.
My not entirely serious Joey Barton shout went down surprisingly well yesterday.

 

[Death]

buddy get back in ur glove please.

Still giggling out load at this one.