The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

@JimmyJeffers

Just enquiring about availability for Monday night, 8pm check in?

Still got some space. Wise choice sir. I’m expecting a rush of late bookings at 20:15 when Scott Dann heads in from a free kick needless given away by Gomes. For the love of god please bring poppers

 

[Toast]

Still got some space. Wise choice sir. I’m expecting a rush of late bookings at 20:15 when Scott Dann heads in from a free kick needless given away by Gomes. For the love of god please bring poppers

Gomes fouling a rampant Zaha ?

@ForeverBlue92

 

[coollino]

Gomes fouling a rampant Zaha ?

@ForeverBlue92

Uh oh

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Still got some space. Wise choice sir. I’m expecting a rush of late bookings at 20:15 when Scott Dann heads in from a free kick needless given away by Gomes. For the love of god please bring poppers

A bag packed already with an Easter basket of poppers that I plan to disperse like the Bunny, a change of bombers and a bottle of Buckfast.

Not even Scott Dann can hurt me in the shelter.

 

[Connor]

There’s a fella who thinks COVID is a hoax making threads in the Everton forum

I think this will go well

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Gomes fouling a rampant Zaha ?

@ForeverBlue92

No, it will be Townsend after a performance akin to Tostão in his pomp. Peak Everton is to have a total nobody turn in a world-beating performance against us.

 

[Leylo]

Pereira, please let me in got easter eggs

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Don't go to the COVID thread, the font sizes are increasing quicker than my overdraft.

 

[PhilM]

Remember my brethren.

 

[Terrarian]

I've been exploring the ale house and current affairs last few days and I find a bomb shelter, interesting; is this a place for refuge?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I've been exploring the ale house and current affairs last few days and I find a bomb shelter, interesting; is this a place for refuge?

After years of study, I have discovered a direct correlation between the results of the team known as the ‘Everton’ and plagues of self-hating men wearing badly fitting jeans.
Here is a place of peace, where we can hide-out, whilst the incel raspers above, angrily attack non-binary toilets whilst feeding on selective posts off Twitter that further their rage.

 

[coollino]

Will there be outside seating in the next few weeks?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Will there be outside seating in the next few weeks?

Absolutely not! The air is toxic with Brut fumes

 

[Yarrgh]

Gomes fouling a rampant Zaha ?

@ForeverBlue92

I think you misposted from the heraldic coat of arms thread.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Getting some very odd readings coming in already. A thread has been made getting angry at people getting angry about women at festivals. Highly likely that binary toilet debate will follow,
Could be witnessing some sort of rip in the space time continuum and we are getting threads posted from 8pm tomorrow. I’m attempting to monitor the everton forum but there appears to be a wall of spittle preventing any recordings.
If the Gomes thread has jumped 30 pages then I am warning all posters to take cover!