The bomb shelter thread.

[Toast]

Getting some very odd readings coming in already. A thread has been made getting angry at people getting angry about women at festivals. Highly likely that binary toilet debate will follow,
Could be witnessing some sort of rip in the space time continuum and we are getting threads posted from 8pm tomorrow. I’m attempting to monitor the everton forum but there appears to be a wall of spittle preventing any recordings.
If the Gomes thread has jumped 30 pages then I am warning all posters to take cover!

Gomes getting legged all over Goodison by James McCarthy is nailed on.

 

[PhilM]

Getting some very odd readings coming in already. A thread has been made getting angry at people getting angry about women at festivals. Highly likely that binary toilet debate will follow,
Could be witnessing some sort of rip in the space time continuum and we are getting threads posted from 8pm tomorrow. I’m attempting to monitor the everton forum but there appears to be a wall of spittle preventing any recordings.
If the Gomes thread has jumped 30 pages then I am warning all posters to take cover!

Boss, should I go around with a post-it-note and take orders for tonight? It's best to get the supplies in now, so we're ready to bunker down for the fallout.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Boss, should I go around with a post-it-note and take orders for tonight? It's best to get the supplies in now, so we're ready to bunker down for the fallout.

Ok we’ve got plenty poppers I think. Maybe need more goggles in case the toxic spittle leaks through.

 

[PhilM]

Ok we’ve got plenty poppers I think. Maybe need more goggles in case the toxic spittle leaks through.

I’ve put some over sizes nappies on the list too that we can chuck out the door to help prevent countless wives and girlfriends having to clean up accidents through the night.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

wives and girlfriends

?!?!

 

[PhilM]

?!?!

Sir, I’m an open minded individual. Invisible or imaginary girlfriends are acceptable these days. Stalking isn’t though, so maybe we should get a list going to report those scoundrels.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Getting some very odd readings coming in already. A thread has been made getting angry at people getting angry about women at festivals. Highly likely that binary toilet debate will follow,
Could be witnessing some sort of rip in the space time continuum and we are getting threads posted from 8pm tomorrow. I’m attempting to monitor the everton forum but there appears to be a wall of spittle preventing any recordings.
If the Gomes thread has jumped 30 pages then I am warning all posters to take cover!

I attempted to put some containment nonsense down, but came across something worrying involving Craig David.

The thread is currently visible with the usual safety gear. Please use the decontamination showers if returning directly from that thread to here.

 

[Terrarian]

I think this place should be real when you want to stop thinking about stuff, I am listening to a podcast Joe Rogan, Alex jones and Eddie bravo and it's blowing my head. Flat earth, eating babies and all sorts of cookie stuff.

Problem is some of what jones said has substance but it's such a rabbit hole I'd rather stay in the bomb shelter haha.

 

[Jimishorts]

Think I’ll be getting in here early tonight. It appears the whoppers and super bloos have increased exponentially since the international break.

Now who’s seen the poppers.

 

[Goat]

Yep, thats me for the next few days.

*kicks off shoes and looks for nibbles

 

[Leylo]

Agro.in the agro .

 

[the sniderman]

Yep, thats me for the next few days.

*kicks off shoes and looks for nibbles

join me buddy in match thread bringing truths of poor erections.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I thought the toxic brut fumes had cleared after the B-event. Turns out people may be suffering from long-incel illness

 

[chrissyjack]

I’m being a calm, wise old head in the match thread . If we go a goal behind I’ll be coming in here . I have cookies

 

[PhilM]