The bomb shelter thread.

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

yum yum sounds nice buddy where is this delicious balti from??

Simons Baltis

 

[PhilM]

I can honestly say, that I`ve never been in there once.

The Current Affairs and post match day threads are a very good barometer, as to how many lunatics there are following Everton.

Having a Conspiracy Theory thread, is akin to putting blood into the water in an area populated by sharks.

You’re a lucky man. Alice would be jealous of how far the rabbit hole is in that thread, with some usually decent posters clearly admitting to smoking too much spice.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Have you been in the Conspiracy Theory thread too? I thought the wife had been putting mercury in my drink after reading what the nutters have to say.

Oh yes, that thread is quite the flypaper for bumwits.

 

[the sniderman]

In the gulags, pairs of inmates would befriend a more subservient inmate. The two dominant inmates would tell the subservient one that they needed a partner to escape with. And they would all escape together. But the only reason they brought along the subservient one was that midway through the cold Siberian forests, they would then kill and eat the subservient one, subsisting off him for the rest of the journey. The subservient one was known as the "walking supply."

So I have one question @the sniderman:

Who are GOTs "walking supplies"? And how many did you eat?

hello buddy i choose to eat @MikelsGoat as he is subservient to me and his body could sustain me for many treks round globe if i got lost. just from 1 thigh.

 

[the sniderman]

Simons Baltis

yum yum

 

[MikeH72]

Simons Baltis

V good

 

[LinekersLegs]

In light of the new managerial favourite to take over I'll be here tonight with a plate of butties to watch Harry Potter and the philosophers stone.
All are welcome except the xg nerds.

I’ve been afraid to look tbh

 

[blue to the bone]

I’ve been afraid to look tbh

It's Dumbledore

 

[LinekersLegs]

It's Dumbledore

Tbf a better choice, even dead, than some I’ve seen mentioned.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

See Jean-Paul Gaultier now being mentioned?

 

[john jako]

When’s the sword going to fall on @everton1953

 

[coollino]

I've been thinking how eggs has never had a burger and it's blowing my mind

 

[Death]

I've been thinking how eggs has never had a burger and it's blowing my mind

You think that's mad what about this fella.

The only place i roll is down to Greggs, i bloody hate bread so would'nt ever eat it

A hatred of bread or desperate attempt to distance themselves from a buttie exposé.

You decide.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I've been thinking how eggs has never had a burger and it's blowing my mind

He’s been tripping on LSD ever since taking a bad tab in the 60s. Thinks he died in 2010 and this forum is some sort of afterlife.

 

[coollino]

You think that's mad what about this fella.



A hatred of bread or desperate attempt to distance themselves from a buttie exposé.

You decide.

'i bloody hate bread' is worth a tattoo tbh