What I do? *looks innocent*
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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
I've just been in the Carlo thread to see the above. I need a stiff drink and a lie down- do we have sleeping bags in here? Oh my goodness, some of them would actually prefer the narcissistic, I'd do anything for publicity, it's never my fault, unwashed hobo (I'm convinced he would have really bad BO if you got close up) to the calm Italian with a lovely selection of coats.....and a whole array of trophies on his shelf. It is the end of days. Lock the doors
Soft furnishings are in plentiful supply for all.
Scented candles and scatter cushions were two of the cornerstones this great republic was built on
(the others being corn snacks and poppers).
Sit back, pour a glass of wine, crack a wispa and turn up the thermometer, while the brave souls @Daveysgingerlovechild @PhilM and @JimmyJeffers bob and weave thru the various threads like keyboard ninjas keeping the forum safe from the Saturday night incels.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
@COYBL25 birthday was last week
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
I see KopRed
There's a lot to be said for a strategically placed banana,
Or a strategically placed Nicholas cage
jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm aroused and disgusted at the same time
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
28 days since B-day.
I’ve been suited up all day. Wandering the wastelands. Withstood a mild rasp in the ‘not to be mentioned’ sector when a poster said I should only say nice things. How I laughed. Suit held up well and the new goggle wipers cleared all the spittle. Decided it was time to enter the E-sector.
Fell through a hole in the reactor.
Found myself bewildered and confused. A delirious zombie grabbed hold of me and whispered ‘we should sign Harry Kane’ in my ear before passing away
Again I fought through the radioactive winds of saliva. Hopelessly looking for a way out.
where am I
Uh oh.
The transfer thread
A zat multi quote attacks from the ceiling screaming ‘Andrew Omobamidele!’
I run. Fearing this is the end.
I’m pulled from the rubble by some brave comrades and taken back to safety.
Now I’m relaxing in my bath of poppers eating monster munch.
Stay safe people xx what a day
I’ve been suited up all day. Wandering the wastelands. Withstood a mild rasp in the ‘not to be mentioned’ sector when a poster said I should only say nice things. How I laughed. Suit held up well and the new goggle wipers cleared all the spittle. Decided it was time to enter the E-sector.
Fell through a hole in the reactor.
Found myself bewildered and confused. A delirious zombie grabbed hold of me and whispered ‘we should sign Harry Kane’ in my ear before passing away
Again I fought through the radioactive winds of saliva. Hopelessly looking for a way out.
where am I
Uh oh.
The transfer thread
A zat multi quote attacks from the ceiling screaming ‘Andrew Omobamidele!’
I run. Fearing this is the end.
I’m pulled from the rubble by some brave comrades and taken back to safety.
Now I’m relaxing in my bath of poppers eating monster munch.
Stay safe people xx what a day
My birthday was on Thursday, the pillow was my gift to myself.
evertony
Player Valuation: £50m
When you say cocaine and booze, isn’t that shelter-slang for Nightnurse and Shandy Bass....you know, the real hard stuff the neysayers use to boost their post-defeat spleen letting.
That's a lot to process, Jimmy, we're all here for you.
If you're having trouble sleeping you can borrow these:
They aren't mine, like, found them near the shelter entrance, I guess one of us dropped them when we scrambling to defend the perimeter last night.
You didn’t happen to find my Nicolas Cage tanga briefs too did you ?