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The bomb shelter thread.


There is significant movement on the scanners.

We're beginning to pick up early murmurings of "Leeds will be overtaking us next" and "We should go for Bielsa".
Uh oh. The ‘Bielsa Burn-up’ was not forecast for at least another 21 days! This is accelerating too quickly. What are the Moyes nostalgia levels looking like? Any retrospective Lingard enrichment being proposed?
 

Uh oh. The ‘Bielsa Burn-up’ was not forecast for at least another 21 days! This is accelerating too quickly. What are the Moyes nostalgia levels looking like? Any retrospective Lingard enrichment being proposed?
Moyes nostalgia levels are running dangerously close to capacity per the latest readings. I haven't seen nostalgia so dangerous since Bobby Brownshoes somehow fluked a World Cup Semi-final run.

The Today's Football and Ancelotti threads are strugling to hold it all. Attempts to redirect the energy to the Brands thread was unsuccessful. We appear to have already reached the offering out stage and required public safety intervention by the top GOTstapo.

Essays are being drafted in the transfer thread about why we should sign JLingz when his loan finishes. They include many references to meaningless phrases such as "successful forward passing actions per 90" surely some sort of code but I have not deceiphered the message encrypted within.

We are living in very dangerous times.

But Utd have equalized so we may see a brief cooling off period until new bags are delivered to the floppies.
 
Part of the Floppy counter-op "Cerys" was to keep comparing Ancelotti with Mourinho as proof of managers who have lost it.

Expect this to be ramped up again tonight, remember, whenever a team in the Premier League wins it's irrefutable evidence of the multiple failings of Everton FC and their manager.

I know some of you would have been hoping for a respite with Manchester United winning, but, I'm afraid it doesn't work like that.

Our own counter-op, needs a name, Ffion, Myfanwy, Rhian are the shortlist.
 

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