The bomb shelter thread.

[coollino]

For some of them, that counts as a sexual relationship.

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

Cold pint of lager outside in the wind, 6 degrees and cloud.

 

[Jimishorts]

“and Wellbeck slots a last minute winner for Brighton”

 

[Bungle]

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

Cold pint of lager outside in the wind, 6 degrees and cloud.

The toilet window at work overlooks the garden of the pub next door, a little while ago I looked out there just in time to see a fella make multiple attempts at standing up. He eventually just sat down and looked longingly at his legs reminiscing about a time when they worked.

 

[Jimishorts]

looked longingly at his legs reminiscing about a time when they worked

Was it Gblammo?

 

[Bungle]

Was it Gblammo?

Stephen Hawking I think, so I shouldn't be too harsh as standing is actually progress.

 

[Terrarian]

There's a full on crackhead in the "life after pandemic" thread lol lol

 

[Nymzee]

How are the early signs?

 

[COYBL25]

“and Wellbeck slots a last minute winner for Brighton”

Barry on Twitter, has revealed the real truth about Gbamin latest injury.

Ancelotti put Gbamin’s leg into a vice in the caretakers room at Finch Farm and then hit it with a lump hammer, so they can split the medical insurance between them.

This has lead to an all time daytime record for the consumption of the cocaine in the Liverpool area on a Monday.

Prior to 8.15pm, may I suggest a full check of the perimeter fence, a check of the security lights and also a full check of all comms.

 

[Connor]

bring back rep so we can take down the bozos

 

[chrissyjack]

I see they’ve got bored with slamming Carlo , now . Turned their attention to Big Dunc and Carlo’s son . It won’t be long till Jimmy the Kitman gets it

 

[Terrarian]

I see they’ve got bored with slamming Carlo , now . Turned their attention to Big Dunc and Carlo’s son . It won’t be long till Jimmy the Kitman gets it

Big JPG has given them some ammo as well

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Found myself in the match day thread. Was surrounded. I had to drop a Delph bomb to distract the incels whilst I legged it. They’ll have probably found out by now and be looking for me.

 

[COYBL25]

I see they’ve got bored with slamming Carlo , now . Turned their attention to Big Dunc and Carlo’s son . It won’t be long till Jimmy the Kitman gets it

They’re holding the girls from the canteen hostage until someone sends out Franny Jeffers head in a box,

 

[Goat]

It seems we have entered the era of JUST CANCEL THEIR CONTRACTS.

A strange lawless time.

 

[Death]

Found myself in the match day thread. Was surrounded. I had to drop a Delph bomb to distract the incels whilst I legged it. They’ll have probably found out by now and be looking for me.

Lol the last comment I read was Delph in the match thread before popin in here and getting the explanation.