I've brought a towel to reserve my spot for tomorrow. Think we'll need to open the extension up!
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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Huge
Lol.
Its like the dorm in Squid Game.
Lights out in 10...9...8...
Tomorrow is either 1-0 glorious win with 8% of the ball or 0-3 and it’s not the fault of the manager who selected the 11 men and told them exactly what to do whilst earning millions per year but no blame must be cast upon him.
Does the Shelter have tunnels?
Does the Shelter have tunnels?
Sewers. But wading through poop feels like the quintessential Everton experience at the mo, so no biggy.
We have a working flush?
Pass. One of my, many, terrible habits.
Gonna need a bigger shelter.
If you want I can dip into the Frazzle and Pot Noodle fund and get us a place in Albania. Reckon it would be perfect, no way E-Sector can reach us out there.
Never touch the frazzles and pot noodle fund.
Ever.
I believe that was one of @JimmyJeffers rules of the bomb shelter.
I thought it was something about scented candles and poppers.
But your point is noted. I will cancel my appearance on a Place in the Sun.
This place looks ideal . I'm nipping out to buy some rope .
Scented candles and scatter cushions were definitely in the mission statement.
But frazzles, pot noodles and poppers are sacrosanct.
I see HMS Big Ig on the horizon there.
I've got a multi-pack of flaming hot monster munch ready for this afternoon, if you're interested. The taste of Frazzles have become too tainted by association with our brave blue boys for me to enjoy.
I mean, I still eat them, like. I just don't enjoy them as much as I once did. Another thing I can blame Brands for.
You‘re a monster.