The bomb shelter thread.

[Connor]

You know it. Probs asks all his players what kinda music they’re into, then downloads it and nods his head along to it at the front of the team bus with massive headphones on.
‘This is great lads! I used to be bang in to wootang but their second album was a bit of a let down to be honest’

Chuckling away at this

 

[PhilM]

Brethren, I think it’s vital we take a roll call. Kevin has been heralding Gravy Guzzler as our most successful manager since Moyes. If this spreads, I think we’ll need to abandon ship.

 

[Death]

A 3rd Young progressive tanned manager shouts pelting off the walls. Can you hear it. Almost soothing pitar pataring off the solid inforced walls.

 

[COYBL25]

@hktoffee fighting a glorious solo vanguard all night.

I’d like to put him forward for a gallantry award.

It’s a truly courageous man who takes on the bring back Allardyce and Moyes factions single handily.

 

[hktoffee]

@hktoffee fighting a glorious solo vanguard all night.

I’d like to put him forward for a gallantry award.

It’s a truly courageous man who takes on the bring back Allardyce and Moyes factions single handily.

When’s the grammy award going to take place mate I have to write a speech. I won’t forget to thank you for your nomination. Cheers lad!

 

[Devanski]

Gylfi needs covered in battery acid

Can I just stay in here till next season please?
Not freeloading, I have plenty of rations, half a dozen squeegees and some sandbags to keep out the saliva and pish.

 

[COYBL25]

Kev and GB now tag teaming in the Ancelotti thread.

Kev wants Allardyce back, GB wants anyone other than Ancelotti.

Time to bring in the National Guard.

 

[Nymzee]

Fires are still burning hot & wild out there this morning.

 

[coollino]

I thought football purists love 0-0.

 

[coollino]

A nice eggs story to calm everyone down:

Post in thread 'Coffee?' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/coffee.111713/post-8659200

 

[ClausThomsen]

In the interests of perimeter security I'm not naming names but this dropped in the Ancelotti thread....

This club needs Dogs of War type management - thats why we punched above our way under Moyes and in fairness to Fat Sam the season he had us 8th with Sandro and a washed up Rooney up top. Big Royle speaks for himself.

Too far gone. It's full Colonel Kurtz.....

 

[Terrarian]

I got up and read the Ancelotti thread, back to bed I'm exhausted lol

Just want this season over, it's dire. Don't think I have ever seen an injury list like it and now yerry as well. Hardcore.

 

[Terrarian]

I'd love one . There must be some tea bags left from that pack of 420 I brought in . Surely

is this code for the good stuff haha

 

[coollino]

I'll give someone a tin of sardines if they start a post training conditioning thread.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Not only are they experts in contract law, they’re also experts in sports science, physiotherapy and also have all the necessary coaching qualifications to train premier league footballers, without them getting injured EVER.

Some honestly think that paying up contracts isn't a thing in football and that the reported speculative figures in transfer deals represents what drops straight into the bank.