The bomb shelter thread.

[COYBL25]

Oh in that case he'd definitely be leading the charge. Same kinda deflecting tactic used by those American politicians/ preachers who denounce homosexuality rather aggressively but eventually get caught nuts deep in a rent boy.

I’ve heard that in his spare time, he enjoys “ train journeys “ with Michael Portillo.

 

[COYBL25]

Who put fkn curtains up? ?

A bit of lace is always a nice touch

 

[JammyP]

Out you get, ladies and gentlemen. There's a game on!

 

[BornBlue76]

*pops head out* ... Make that a month.... ran out of tissue paper a week ago... as desperate as the situation is in here it beats venturing into Sector E!
Can only imagine the scenes.... the horror... the horror... *goes back in*

Hells bells… been trying to find my way out from that dark hole I had crawled into all week… think i has become stuck to the pages of farmer girls gone bad and couldn’t extricate myself…

What’s that I see in the distance.. is that a ray of hope and positivity… I feel drawn to go closer… surely won’t get burned this time round….

 

[COYBL25]

Out you get, ladies and gentlemen. There's a game on!

It’s much more civilised in here now days.

Lace curtains, afternoon tea and silver service, non of that football nonsense.

 

[PhilM]

Pickford is a pariah again it seems.

 

[JammyP]

Pickford is a pariah again it seems.

Oh no he isn't

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

We won a game, deserved it and scored four goals.

Anyone want to join me in a Status Quo inspired karaoke night?

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

That's the stuff, my man!

 

[chrismpw]

This site is much less hilarious after a good performance from Everton. In a way, I miss that.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I think now that now that Frank is the manager, would should maybe move from Pot Noodles and Frazzles, to canapés and Kettle crisps ?

Nah, jellied eels and pie and mash.

 

[chrismpw]

Nah, jellied eels and pie and mash.

In the spirit of our new cockney overlord, maybe we need to elect a pearly king and pearly queen to represent this site.

 

[JammyP]

Nah, jellied eels and pie and mash.

Wiv gwavy!

 

[COYBL25]

Nah, jellied eels and pie and mash.

Only if we can eat if off a slate and drink our Lilt out of jam jars with handles.